NFL WEEKLY GAME THREAD Week 1

Who scores the first TD of the season ?
 
Looks like Buffalo hits the field goal for first points of season
 
Haven't even played two minutes yet and they have already traded punts!

This is going to be a barn burner......
 
Woah.....

He just threw that up for grabs.

Tie goes to the receiver?
 
Truth is that the only downside to 20 years of sustained excellence was that New England had too many prime time games. I usually don't mind the 4-4:30 games early in the season because I can get some golf in without having to tee off at 7 a.m. Once the weather turns I want the Pats on at 1 p.m. and then I can relax and do whatever I want (usually scrolling through the 2nd set of games, RedZone etc) without missing anything important.

And fuck the Sunday/Monday night games.
Translation

"Truth is I dont mind the 4:30 games because it allows me time to pan handle for a bit and go dumpster diving for my meals before game time. Once the weather turns, theres less people on the streets to toss me nickles so i would rather get my teams games out of the way earlier so i can get high huffing on my own excriment at an earlier time to forget how much of a loser fuck i am. And fuck the later games, all the homeless shelters i live at are on lock down at that time so i cant syphone the libraries internet for those games anyways."
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Wilson's first pass of the season is for a TD.

boom smile GIF
 
Houston with a 7-0 lead. Zoiks!
 
Translation

"Truth is I dont mind the 4:30 games because it allows me time to pan handle for a bit and go dumpster diving for my meals before game time. Once the weather turns, theres less people on the streets to toss me nickles so i would rather get my teams games out of the way earlier so i can get high huffing on my own excriment at an earlier time to forget how much of a loser fuck i am. And fuck the later games, all the homeless shelters i live at are on lock down at that time so i cant syphone the libraries internet for those games anyways."
Brought to you by google translate.
Take your bleeding cunt back over to sovietHoop Missy.
 
Cousins with that familiar deer in the headlights look.
 
Take your bleeding cunt back over to sovietHoop Missy.
Retard racer responding by referencing genitals. Truly shocking. You sure have upgraded your communication skills in your senile years.
 
Eli Apple with the ez whiff.
 
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