Welcome, it's Monday

Just keeps getting better and better.
 
"We're not dating."

"Here, let yourself into my house whenever you want."

wedding crashers stalker GIF
 
Unfriend her on facebook, or instagram or tik tok or whatever you millenials use now.

She'll get the hint.
 
need to change my garage door code...she knows it.
Holy fuck. I picture this chick with major crazy eyes.

I know we were joking before, but she may be wearing your face as a mask by the end of the week.
 
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Holy fuck. I picture this chick with major crazy eyes.

I know we were joking before, but she may be wearing your face as a mask by the end of the week.
I am going to put a hatchet under my bed...just in case.
 
dammit

then I am going to have to have sex with her.

will it never end?!
Not until you are either married or dead.
 
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Not until you are either married or dead.
COVID was supposed to be done and she was supposed to move back to NYC by now.

I blame Trump.
 
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