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Darrell Green Fan said:
Morning. Had to put my dog down on Friday night. Holding her as she crossed over the rainbow bridge was one of the worst experiences of my life. Been there before but this dog was special so this one was especially hard.
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sorry for you loss, DGF. How old was she?
 
ill said:
so this girl I was teaching golf/sleeping with is doing something real weird.

she stayed over Friday night. I met her at a friend's house and drove us back to my house.

next morning I had tennis, so I am getting ready. I say "don't forget your necklace that's here on the dresser. She goes "no, I'm going to leave that there." ...why? Whatever...

drive her to her car and she isn't wearing any shoes. She said "oh I left my shoes at your house too"

I think she is thinking that I am bringing other girls home and she wants her stuff to be seen...but I'm not bringing any other girls home so I don't get it.

also, I look in the corner where her shoes are and her bra is there too.

this chick might be crazy.
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You're sleeping with a George Costanza disciple.
 
Darrell Green Fan said:
Morning. Had to put my dog down on Friday night. Holding her as she crossed over the rainbow bridge was one of the worst experiences of my life. Been there before but this dog was special so this one was especially hard.
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always hard, sorry man
 
ill said:
Condoms
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joe biden smile GIF
 
ill said:
I ain't getting locked into this, bruh.
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You have her leaving her stuff at your place. Should probably just give her phone number to your family for emergencies.
 
So @kobesgame I didn't see your reply to my elote comment from Friday.

We were visiting Sedona, AZ and the restaurant attached to the motel was Elote Cafe. I didn't expect much, it was after all attached to a motel. But between the red rocks and the meal it was the best dinner experience of my life. I bought the cookbook and learned to make elote (roasted corn mixed with mayo and assorted spices and served with tortilla chips). It's awesome.
 
Not Duke of Douchington said:
You have her leaving her stuff at your place. Should probably just give her phone number to your family for emergencies.
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it's just weird that she is leaving random shit...and not even by accident.

I'd get if it was an accident and she was using it as an excuse to keep getting the D...but this is not that.
 
ill said:
it's just weird that she is leaving random shit...and not even by accident.

I'd get if it was an accident and she was using it as an excuse to keep getting the D...but this is not that.
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congrats, you have a girlfriend now.
 
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