well I guess I am officially old now.

Schmoopy1000

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Was in a Safeway this evening. Cart full of groceries When a kid said that stand he was in wasnt open (he was just cleaning it) I asked which one was open since all the lights were off. He said none of them. I just stared at him for a second waiting for the punchline. When that didnt come. I asked what do you mean none of the cashiers were open? He just put his hands up Like I dont know. So I asked then how do we get out of here with our stuff? He just reiterated we dont have an cashiers. Meanwhile some guy thought I was going into a line at the cashier spopt I had thought was open & asked is this open. I told him no. Apparently none are. Staring at this long line at self check out. I just looked at the kid & asked. Are you serious? Which to be fair. Not much else he could say. He then did ask. If I was door dash? because they get preferential treatment. Which I said no & I am not sure what treatment that would be since there were zero cashiers.
So eventually still amazed this is even happening & find myself standing next to a self check out with a ton of groceries. I guess I was still just staring at it like what the fuck? When a guy next to me also wondered where everyone else was. Granted he only had a few items he was scanning. but then he made me laugh. He said just walk out with all that. That is what they do in california! LOL
So as I stood there for what seemed like a long time & the 2 kids at the self check out just ignoring me at this point. Again not much they could say at this point. I thought well I guess I will just figure this thing out & get my groceries home. Then find a new place to shop later. 1st thing I read is I am supposed to charge myself 11 cents per bag to do their job. Now I am supposed to charge myself to do their job. LOL
I said oh no. Fuck this. Pushed my cart to where an actual cashier was supposed to be, then just left it there & walked out.
Went to another store about a block away & just grabbed a few things.

I literally felt like that get off my lawn kinda guy tonight. LOL

A major grocery store during the evening after work. A weekend evening to boot with no cashiers. Not even sure how that should be acceptable. Which makes me think. Yep! I must be officially old!
 
My local target does this all the time. I pushed my cart into the supervisor lane once and start unloading. her underling overseeing the self check out claps at me "she isn't open". Which lane is I ask knowing none are. The supervisor caves and checks me out. But I have also left a cart full of shit at the self check out and only scanned the one item I actually came in for too.
 
wildturkey said:
Your old ass would have just held up the regular line by paying with a personal check or some other geezer shit. It's better this way. Go back to the nursing home pops
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not that old. but I usually end up in the line where I am waiting for that lil old lady doing something to that nature. LOL
 
Schmoopy1000 said:
A major grocery store during the evening after work. A weekend evening to boot with no cashiers. Not even sure how that should be acceptable. Which makes me think. Yep! I must be officially old!
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Use the self check-in at the nursing home.
 
Schmoopy1000 said:
Was in a Safeway this evening. Cart full of groceries When a kid said that stand he was in wasnt open (he was just cleaning it) I asked which one was open since all the lights were off. He said none of them. I just stared at him for a second waiting for the punchline. When that didnt come. I asked what do you mean none of the cashiers were open? He just put his hands up Like I dont know. So I asked then how do we get out of here with our stuff? He just reiterated we dont have an cashiers. Meanwhile some guy thought I was going into a line at the cashier spopt I had thought was open & asked is this open. I told him no. Apparently none are. Staring at this long line at self check out. I just looked at the kid & asked. Are you serious? Which to be fair. Not much else he could say. He then did ask. If I was door dash? because they get preferential treatment. Which I said no & I am not sure what treatment that would be since there were zero cashiers.
So eventually still amazed this is even happening & find myself standing next to a self check out with a ton of groceries. I guess I was still just staring at it like what the fuck? When a guy next to me also wondered where everyone else was. Granted he only had a few items he was scanning. but then he made me laugh. He said just walk out with all that. That is what they do in california! LOL
So as I stood there for what seemed like a long time & the 2 kids at the self check out just ignoring me at this point. Again not much they could say at this point. I thought well I guess I will just figure this thing out & get my groceries home. Then find a new place to shop later. 1st thing I read is I am supposed to charge myself 11 cents per bag to do their job. Now I am supposed to charge myself to do their job. LOL
I said oh no. Fuck this. Pushed my cart to where an actual cashier was supposed to be, then just left it there & walked out.
Went to another store about a block away & just grabbed a few things.

I literally felt like that get off my lawn kinda guy tonight. LOL

A major grocery store during the evening after work. A weekend evening to boot with no cashiers. Not even sure how that should be acceptable. Which makes me think. Yep! I must be officially old!
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The most annoying thing is our self checkouts are big enough for 3 bags total. So I always have issues with buying too much and having to either balance that shit or start putting bags in the cart with the other stuff and forget what I scanned already.
 
huskers1217 said:
The most annoying thing is our self checkouts are big enough for 3 bags total. So I always have issues with buying too much and having to either balance that shit or start putting bags in the cart with the other stuff and forget what I scanned already.
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"forget what I scanned already" :wink:

fail old man GIF
 
tabascojet said:
Why would you want to do the work for the store...Do you get an employee discount?Here in fucking Gotham they have outlawed plastic bags so they dont even bag any shit up for you anymore. Just look off into space vacantly acting like they can't see you.
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Okay forget the nursing home and walk into a disintegration chamber.

Quick and easy.
 
fishinabarrel said:
For the low price of $1000/day
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It’s why I’m sending my damn kids to college. They need to pay it. :dhd:

Yeah. I’m going through that now. Can’t find a place for my pops on his social security check. 83 years old and sleeping on mattress on the floor of a broken down double wide. Working my ass off so I don’t burden my kids with it
 
huskers1217 said:
It’s why I’m sending my damn kids to college. They need to pay it. :dhd:

Yeah. I’m going through that now. Can’t find a place for my pops on his social security check. 83 years old and sleeping on mattress on the floor of a broken down double wide. Working my ass off so I don’t burden my kids with it
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sick monty python GIF
posts GIF


Monty Python had the right idea.
 
tabascojet said:
Why would you want to do the work for the store...Do you get an employee discount?Here in fucking Gotham they have outlawed plastic bags so they dont even bag any shit up for you anymore. Just look off into space vacantly acting like they can't see you.
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funny. the guy that told me to just walk out with it that is what they do in california.
When he was leaving he told me good luck. I asked him I wonder if we get invited to the christmas party. As he was walking out of the store he yelled out. I didnt get invited to the christmas party! :heh:
huskers1217 said:
The most annoying thing is our self checkouts are big enough for 3 bags total. So I always have issues with buying too much and having to either balance that shit or start putting bags in the cart with the other stuff and forget what I scanned already.
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funny thing is they would go over & tell some lady when she was doing something wrong. I am thinking. Why dont you do it. Its your fucking job!
 
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