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MTVike said:
My dog can poop at home twice in one day but always holds some in reserve if we go someplace new.

Like it's his job.
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It is.

A dog's job....

1-To eat
2-To sleep 13-15 hours a day
3-Go for walks
4-Poop and pee
5-Be a home security device
 
kobesgame said:
Need to tidy up the house today. Have someone coming to stay with the dogs while we go to a cabin for a few days. Cleaning is the WOAT.
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You send the dogs off to boarding school for months, then right after they get back you leave and hire a sitter for them (not even an irish setter btw).

Wouldn't it be cheaper and less trouble for you to donate money to the local shelter and have them send you a picture of the dogs you're supporting, you know like people do with starving kids in Africa?

Do you just keep these dogs around to torture and eat Pnk's pets?
 
Darrell Green Fan said:
That's because you have no soul. Having a dog is awesome, having one on vacation makes the vacation better.
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No, see part of Redfoot's ancestry is of the Korean persuasion. He would eat said dogs.
 
@SlinkyRedfoot I heard this morning that according to US News and World 4/5 top places to retire in the US are in CO

I am a fucking genius
 
And then when I went outside for a few minutes to go clean out the glass, I came back and the dog ate a blue pen. Ink all over him.
 
MTVike said:
My dog can poop at home twice in one day but always holds some in reserve if we go someplace new.

Like it's his job.
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When a dog is active it activates the pooping mechanism. I would throw Terra a Frisbee and she stopped to squat on the 2nd throw nearly every time. It got to where if we were taking a trip I'd throw a few before we left to squeeze the last bit out of her.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Fuck your dog.
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My dog will fuck you up.

My dog is also better looking than you, taller, and has a better personality.

Also the polls say that my dog has more friends than you do and is liked by more people.
 
RubinRock said:
And then when I went outside for a few minutes to go clean out the glass, I came back and the dog ate a blue pen. Ink all over him.
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I'm glad I don't have a stupid dog.

I have a dog, he's just not stupid.
 
Fuck CO as a place to retire to.....too damn cold.
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
At your new place?
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quiet GIF by Captain Obvious
 
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