Wendsday with ill

Fish said:
My dog will fuck you up.

My dog is also better looking than you, taller, and has a better personality.

Also the polls say that my dog has more friends than you do and is liked by more people.
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Your dog will lovingly lick the peanut butter off my nut sack with gratitude, and he won't even know that I didn't bother getting him JIF, just got store brand.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Your dog will lovingly lick the peanut butter off my nut sack with gratitude, and he won't even know that I didn't bother getting him JIF, just got store brand.
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He'll bite your dick off, swallow it, and wonder why there weren't 2 benadryl pills in it.
 
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SlinkyRedfoot said:
Your dog will lovingly lick the peanut butter off my nut sack with gratitude, and he won't even know that I didn't bother getting him JIF, just got store brand.
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Probably because it still has hamburger remnants on it.
 
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Bathtub getting uncomfortable?
 
MTVike said:
Kalispell ain't the tropics, bro.
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I know.....but it's supposed to be another mild winter and I ain't staying here much longer.
 
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SlinkyRedfoot said:
I can think of two things that would be cooler than going on a vacation like that with dogs.

1) Going on a vacation like that without dogs.

2) Not having dogs.
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i'm with you on that, slinky.

hey, dogs are fun and all, as long as they belong to someone else and go away when i'm done having fun with 'em.

as george carlin once said, owning a dog is like having a homeless guy living in your house with you.
 
PnkPanther said:
murray poops at least x2 on a walk
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Caj is a one and done kind of pooper.

he did poop twice one time and I was not prepared. Had to circle back after to pick it up.
 
ojb81 said:
i'm with you on that, slinky.

hey, dogs are fun and all, as long as they belong to someone else and go away when i'm done having fun with 'em.

as george carlin once said, owning a dog is like having a homeless guy living in your house with you.
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Oh yeah, well why don't you and slinky go hold hands in your dog free happy place and then

GO BURN IN HELL
 
Fish said:
He'll bite your dick off, swallow it, and wonder why there weren't 2 benadryl pills in it.
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These may have saved my dog's life.

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ojb81 said:
i'm with you on that, slinky.

hey, dogs are fun and all, as long as they belong to someone else and go away when i'm done having fun with 'em.

as george carlin once said, owning a dog is like having a homeless guy living in your house with you.
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That's pretty damn funny.
 
MTVike said:
These may have saved my dog's life.

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Never seen that, will look into it.
We used up all his allergy meds the vet gave us, also stopped giving him benadryl about a week ago since allergy season is apparently over for everyone but me.
Still have to give him the monthly trifexis pill though.
I usually hold his mouth open and shove the pill into his throat, then hold his mouth closed until he swallows. He drools all over my hand, not pleasant.
 
ojb81 said:
i'm with you on that, slinky.

hey, dogs are fun and all, as long as they belong to someone else and go away when i'm done having fun with 'em.

as george carlin once said, owning a dog is like having a homeless guy living in your house with you.
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I had a dog and I loved it, but we got it for Mrs Redfoot. We always had a dog when I was growing up. It's not like I hate them, but with three young kids and both in-laws living with us, I just don't want the responsibility, or another thing to fuck my stuff up.
 
DJr said:
I know.....but it's supposed to be another mild winter and I ain't staying here much longer.
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I heard Farmer's Almanac is saying it's going to be a particularly cold and snowy winter.
 
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