Wendsday with ill

Bender said:
just got through page 7, i'll eventually get there, no rush. i will say, fuck dogs. i appreciate my cat who will treat my arm like a scratching post if i pick her up and hold her for more than 5 seconds and proceed to immediately jump on me when I lay on the couch to go sleep.
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My cat likes being held
 
gobucks0409 said:
Shitty city... I've never had my car broken into
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I've had a rental car broken into. Fucking Auckland. Not so perfect, are you New Zealand? Fuck, had like 80% of restaurants closed during the christmas season. poor planning on my part. lovely trip otherwise.
 
RubinRock said:
I’ve never had a Honda
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one of the many benefits of having a honda.

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Bender said:
I've had a rental car broken into. Fucking Auckland. Not so perfect, are you New Zealand? Fuck, had like 80% of restaurants closed during the christmas season. poor planning on my part. lovely trip otherwise.
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Since foreign countries are weird with holidays.

Closing everything doesn't mean you have to close restaurants, too
 
Guy Incognito said:
Angel hair spaghetti (thin) or regular spaghetti.

Whole grain vs. white flour vs. gluten free for the pussies with weak digestive systems.
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angel hair is capelli d' angelo...or just angel hair.

they are all strand pastas
 
PnkPanther said:
college roommate had two escorts die on him, he got a third

WHY DO YOU KEEP GETTING FORD ESCORTS
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My brothers friend had a pontiac fiero. never would have known of the car if he didn't have one. remember driving to Myrtle beach one summer in the mid 90s and seeing no fewer than 3 of them broken down on the side of the highway. it was hilarious (my brothers friend was along for the ride).
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
Old guy at a memory care facility walked away two weeks ago and it became a missing person case.

They found his body across the street from the facility.

How fucking hard did the staff look for the guy when he was found a couple hundred feet away... The fuck.
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Oh, I see what you are doing. You are hinting that perhaps the staff had something to do with it?
 
ill said:
angel hair is capelli d' angelo...or just angel hair.

they are all strand pastas
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You seem well versed in pasta. You know you are not too far from entering the vortex of collectible cereals
 
Bender said:
My brothers friend had a pontiac fiero. never would have known of the car if he didn't have one. remember driving to Myrtle beach one summer in the mid 90s and seeing no fewer than 3 of them broken down on the side of the highway. it was hilarious (my brothers friend was along for the ride).
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Ha! I remember those!
 
Guy Incognito said:
Angel hair spaghetti (thin) or regular spaghetti.

Whole grain vs. white flour vs. gluten free for the pussies with weak digestive systems.
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depends on the dish for angel hair vs speghetti.

but that whole wheat and other shit can do fuck itself.
 
There was an old 1800's brick house for sale. Great outdoor space, and since really cool woodwork and stuff inside. Just run down. Got a notification that the price dropped, and I looked at the pics.... Totally fake inside ones.
 
Fish said:
I knew a guy who used to be the county treasurer, he retired from that and bought a ford dealership in a small town south of here. He gave his daughter (who went to school with me) a new ford Pinto for her 16th birthday. She got rear ended on the interstate and died in the fire.

That was the first time I had heard about the pinto fire thing.
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