Wendsday with ill

[Bender]

i've been letting this slide and was trying to be nice, but i guess i must now let it be known, there's only one jukebox hero here and it isn't you

 

[Me]

DJ fight!

 

[Me]

Also, this brewery is @Fish compliant

 

[Bender]

Not really. I like deals.

I saw the Ninja Foodi was only $150 for a bit. That's a steal.

fuck, the 6 in 1 4qt griller? my parents told me to keep an eye on it. i told them last night i doubt it would get lower than the $250 as it's only been out for 2 months.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

i've been letting this slide and was trying to be nice, but i guess i must now let it be known, there's only one jukebox hero here and it isn't you

funny, we had a guy on CBS, sake, who also went by "juice box hero" in homage, making fun of posters.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

 

[Me]

No shame

 

[Bender]

Just like every other year, they have nothing I want.

Still thinking about buying that 50" smart tv from walmart for $219.

i got drunk and saw 7lb bag of grass seed on sale for 7 bucks, so picked that up, they wouldn't let me get more than one and i didn't feel like just getting a bag of grass seed delivered, so i added a blutooth speaker to the mix, hope it's worth it.

 

[Me]

i got drunk and saw 7lb bag of grass seed on sale for 7 bucks, so picked that up, they wouldn't let me get more than one and i didn't feel like just getting a bag of grass seed delivered, so i added a blutooth speaker to the mix, hope it's worth it.

You should have bought something useful like a rice hat

 

[Bender]

we know how to party

fuck, i forget which baseball game it was, but swear that andrew wk party hard song was always on a loop, really made me hate that song. it was a toss up between that song playing or swing swing. fuck i can't stand those songs because of that (or maybe they just weren't good to begin with). i'll give the aar guy a pass for his portrayal of jesus.

 

[Bender]

new Common Sense podcast today. I like listening to Dan Carlin. He's smart.

and now we know. i hear that's half the battle, but i really don't know how this makes a difference to anyone. i know not what the common sense podcast is or who the fuck dan carlin is, nor do i want to know. i guess what i'm saying is fuck off and die OR and i really mean this or do better.

 

[Bender]

It's not my cat's fault that your cat's poor

apologies your cat has no sense of purpose outside of eating, sleeping, and shitting.

 

[Me]

apologies your cat has no sense of purpose outside of eating, sleeping, and shitting.

Cuddling, bitch


And attacking my ankles

 

[Bender]

I had some bacon jam for a while...it was wonderful. I put that shit on everything.

i work as a representative for Franks, i'll send you my venmo information. delete this post and give me $50 and we can consider this matter closed.

 

[Bender]

DJ fight!

 

[Bender]

funny, we had a guy on CBS, sake, who also went by "juice box hero" in homage, making fun of posters.

hmm, juice box hero does seem more apropos for me considering my love of the juice. you can post 2 more songs to show me what you got, but will be permabanned if you don't please me, similar to those giant heads in rick and morty.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

fuck, the 6 in 1 4qt griller? my parents told me to keep an eye on it. i told them last night i doubt it would get lower than the $250 as it's only been out for 2 months.

Not the grill. The 9 in 1 pressure cooker.

 

[DJ Fieri]

LOL.

 

[Bender]

Not the grill. The 9 in 1 pressure cooker.

i shall rest easy tonight, now. i'd say gracias, but it was your initial post that had me worried i was asleep at the wheel (and jesus didn't do a damn thing about it).

 

[Me]

i shall rest easy tonight, now. i'd say gracias, but it was your initial post that had me worried i was asleep at the wheel (and jesus didn't do a damn thing about it).

"Asleep"