''Were Sinks not an Option"

Yeah I stayed out as much as I could. it if meant sitting in the bushes beside the houses because that was the best shade, so be it. Water hose for drinking, walking up to the grocery store or snacks. Tons of sandlot stickball.

Pickup baseball at the park. Bunch of kids on our block vs. kids on the next block.
 
It didn't matter the season.

The only time we were in the house were meals, bedtime, or we were being punished (grounded).
 
No dumbass.
We weren't allowed in the fucking house.



Holy shit do I want to punch that fruitcake right in the throat. Stupid hair hanging out of a stupid beanie on a whiney twat who keeps rubbing his chin, glancing around the room like he's looking for the next set of balls to bounce of it.

About as annoying of a person as I've ever seen.

Fuck him. I hope he gets diarrhea tonight.
 
Holy shit do I want to punch that fruitcake right in the throat. Stupid hair hanging out of a stupid beanie on a whiney twat who keeps rubbing his chin, glancing around the room like he's looking for the next set of balls to bounce of it.

About as annoying of a person as I've ever seen.

Fuck him. I hope he gets diarrhea tonight.

I didn't watch the video the whole way through the first time but I watched it after your comment.

Holy shit. I completely forgot about the "do you know where your kids are" public announcement at night
 
I didn't watch the video the whole way through the first time but I watched it after your comment.

Holy shit. I completely forgot about the "do you know where your kids are" public announcement at night
11 PM Central on Milwaukee TV stations.
 
I didn't watch the video the whole way through the first time but I watched it after your comment.

Holy shit. I completely forgot about the "do you know where your kids are" public announcement at night

"Yo chill with the feedback, black
We don't need that
It's 10 o'clock ho, where the fuck's your seed at?!"

That verse might be the RZA's best ever
 
I got to go in or out of my front door about twice daily. It was " IN or OUT! The next time that door opens, you're staying on that side the rest of the day!"
Boy I heard that all the time, Or "You think we're trying to heat the neighborhood?"
 
Could be worse. The jarts referenced, for example.
Jarts were only an issue if you were a moron or had zero hand-eye coordination. Yes, it’s a giant dart that can penetrate your skull. Ok, so don’t throw them straight up in the air or stand where someone else is throwing them. Problem solved.
 
Could be worse. The jarts referenced, for example.

Jarts were only an issue if you were a moron or had zero hand-eye coordination. Yes, it’s a giant dart that can penetrate your skull. Ok, so don’t throw them straight up in the air or stand where someone else is throwing them. Problem solved.

Never had these



We still have a set of Jarts and we break them out every 4th of July to celebrate our independence.
 
Jarts were only an issue if you were a moron or had zero hand-eye coordination. Yes, it’s a giant dart that can penetrate your skull. Ok, so don’t throw them straight up in the air or stand where someone else is throwing them. Problem solved.
I was too young to partake in such games. I had friends with older siblings where I'd see it in their houses though. To hear people tell it, the 'game' of Jarts got boring fast, so inevitably, it became someone hurling the thing directly skyward and everyone underneath ran.

These were what our water guns looked like though:
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I'm not even kidding- I had that top one. And we ran around until it was dusk, loudly yelling, "I shot you, you're dead!".
 
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