What are you going to get/get yourself for Christmas

I know I'm getting some waterproof pants from the wifey (kind of need waterproof gear around here until well into April). I've charged up some software synths the last few days (I'm a sucker for Black Friday sales); I guess that kinda/sorta qualifies as an Xmas present. Oh, and the kids are probably buying me an external hard drive to back up all of my crap........er......projects.
 
A new cock. I'll have it sewn onto the side of my thigh so it'll be easier to play pocket-pull in public, without looking too obvious
 
I bought a talking bicycle.
 
I know I'm getting some waterproof pants from the wifey (kind of need waterproof gear around here until well into April). I've charged up some software synths the last few days (I'm a sucker for Black Friday sales); I guess that kinda/sorta qualifies as an Xmas present. Oh, and the kids are probably buying me an external hard drive to back up all of my crap........er......projects.

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I'm getting the credit card bills from everyone else's presents. They are forbidden to buy me anything because the assholes will just put it on my credit card or order it from Amazon which is the same thing.

If I want something then I go buy it and I don't need anything right now.

But if anyone here wants to get me anything, Woodford Reserve is always very well recieved.
 
I'm getting the credit card bills from everyone else's presents. They are forbidden to buy me anything because the assholes will just put it on my credit card or order it from Amazon which is the same thing.

If I want something then I go buy it and I don't need anything right now.

But if anyone here wants to get me anything, Woodford Reserve is always very well recieved.
We should split a bottle
 
I'm getting the credit card bills from everyone else's presents. They are forbidden to buy me anything because the assholes will just put it on my credit card or order it from Amazon which is the same thing.

If I want something then I go buy it and I don't need anything right now.

But if anyone here wants to get me anything, Woodford Reserve is always very well recieved.
you'll get Wild Turkey and like it!
 
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