What do you want for Christmas, little boy?

[Wild Turkey]

All I want for Christmas is no step kids

It’s 5K a piece to make them go away. PM if interested.

 

[TheReal_NU]

I’d like two of these.
@CorpRebel csn you hook me up?

 

[basement bias]

All I want for Christmas is no step kids

I definitely understand that! I pulled into the driveway coming home from work and contemplated about going into the house to grab food & clothes to head back to work to avoid them. They ask for help on homework and then when you go to help them, they don't focus or are just too dumb or lazy to grasp the concept. The twin 11 almost 12 year old step daughters are the worst with their dumbass drama. At least the stepson sorta tries even though he's not the brightest. If it weren't for my 2 kids, I may have just went back to the office.

 

[beardown07]

Asians and Jews are a blast at work Christmas parties.

 

[navamind]

You're all getting lumps of smoal.

 

[ill]

You're all getting lumps of smoal.

used to love Red vs Blue

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I’d like two of these.
@CorpRebel csn you hook me up?

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I didn't know @moxie was a USC fan????

 

[moxie]

I didn't know @moxie was a USC fan????

Gross. No. And aren’t this the Washington Foreskin colors anyway?

 

[huskers1217]

I may have a lady friend to shop for too...thanks for reminding me

lets go

 

[huskers1217]

It’s 5K a piece to make them go away. PM if interested.

@fordman84 would like to talk to you about Jimbo

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Gross. No. And aren’t this the Washington Foreskin colors anyway?

Madame I would not know

 

[moxie]

Madame I would not know

I think you do, sir.

 

[fordman84]

@fordman84 would like to talk to you about Jimbo

haha, no chance. Let him keep recruiting, some will transfer out, but some will stay and then bring in a coach to put it all together in 2024. That's what I'm proposing to the BMD's.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I think you do, sir.

Madame, that is common! I will call for pistols at dawn!

 

[moxie]

Madame, that is common! I will call for pistols at dawn!

Sir. SIR! I must warn you- you are perilously close to finding out with all this fuckery you are engaging in!

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Sir. SIR! I must warn you- you are perilously close to finding out with all this fuckery you are engaging in!

See here Madame! I am well acquainted in the fields of fuckery, dumbassery, and other shenanigans'! May I suggest you select your second and your choice of pistol!

 

[TheReal_NU]

See here Madame! I am well acquainted in the fields of fuckery, dumbassery, and other shenanigans'! May I suggest you select your second and your choice of pistol!

Oh oh oh oh.

I wanna be @moxie ‘s second.

She’s gonna fuck you up.

 

[fordman84]

we talking about sloppy seconds in here?

 

[moxie]

Oh oh oh oh.

I wanna be @moxie ‘s second.

She’s gonna fuck you up.

Thank you for the vote of confidence, sir. I don’t wish to alarm The Chicken of The People but he most definitely is going to get tuned up good. We ride at sunrise.

Or maybe after a few taps of the snooze button. Or sunset- does that work better for you? I’m good with midday, too. Just not 2pm- I’m trying to keep current with general hospital.

But let’s use these pistols!

I have it on good authority ol’ chicken head is using his standard pew-pew machines

 

[DragonFromTo]

Thank you for the vote of confidence, sir. I don’t wish to alarm The Chicken of The People but he most definitely is going to get tuned up good. We ride at sunrise.

Or maybe after a few taps of the snooze button. Or sunset- does that work better for you? I’m good with midday, too. Just not 2pm- I’m trying to keep current with general hospital.

But let’s use these pistols!

I have it on good authority ol’ chicken head is using his standard pew-pew machines