What if Nebraska starts 4-2?

[fishinabarrel]

Or should I stick with 5 wins and say 5-2?

 

[gobigred]

I think you got that flipped and that’s still optimistic

 

[Hu War Yu]

What if monkeys fly out of Ryan Day's butt?

 

[fishinabarrel]

What if monkeys fly out of Ryan Day's butt?

Maybe we could use them as defensive backs

 

[Hu War Yu]

Maybe we could use them as defensive backs

Monkeys make awful DB's, you need chimps for that

 

[fishinabarrel]

Monkeys make awful DB's, you need chimps for that

You said flying monkeys!

 

[Hu War Yu]

You said flying monkeys!

Those are illegal! Didn't you ever play football?

 

[Huskers4me]

Damn butt monkeys

 

[CorpRebel]

Damn butt monkeys

Well... THAT's certainly a different way to look at "ass kissing"!

 

[NU_WTF?]

 

[Inquisitor]

Damn butt monkeys

Awww sweet cheeks.