What moron decided that...

[PeoplesChicken]

Is it better or worse than sh*t like this? We all know what the fvck you’re saying, you know what the f*ck you’re saying…what’s the fvcking point?

I am going to send you a Roget's Thesaurus for Christmas you poor soul

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

Truth to be told, I would rather hear the word shit as opposed to poop. It makes me gag

Moist poop.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Moist poop.

DIAF!!!!

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

DIAF!!!!

Me leaving work

 

[CorpRebel]

Truth to be told, I would rather hear the word shit as opposed to poop. It makes me gag

Sooo... NO "poopsicle" for you!!

 

[steelerssb]

I'd also like to know what morons decided gender reveals, stupid "unique" names for kids and Elf on a Shelf were good ideas and how they got so many retarded sheep to follow them.

Agree on the first two but I gotta hand it to whomever made Elf on the Shelf. To remarket a regular elf doll as something else and getting millions off it is a captalism genius, especially off parents too dumb just to not use something they already had for that purpose.

Pet rock shit going on there

 

[ojb81]

Fuck this. I'll piss all over the motherfucking cocksucker who started this, and shit on the cunt's tits.

I think we may have just found King Shit of Fuck Mountain

 

[steelerssb]

Fuck this. I'll piss all over the motherfucking cocksucker who started this, and shit on the cunt's tits.

 

[ojb81]

Sooo... NO "poopsicle" for you!!

Well, no pudding pops, at least

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Agree on the first two but I gotta hand it to whomever made Elf on the Shelf. To remarket a regular elf doll as something else and getting millions off it is a captalism genius, especially off parents too dumb just to not use something they already had for that purpose.

Pet rock shit going on there

I don’t fault the makers of the Elf on a Shelf. Cash in while you can. I just feel like the idea came from some dogooder mom that shared her idea on Pinterest and then it took off. I also think modern kids should be more skeptical. I just don’t think I would have went for that after the age of maybe 4

 

[White Knight]

Guys!

Look!

AG is back!

He really is back.

 

[Tomhusker]

Blame the Normans

Norman?

 

[Kburjr]

Norman?
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Janet Leigh did not say "Oh, poop" when Norman Bates pulled back the shower curtain.

 

[Tomhusker]

Janet Leigh did not say "Oh, poop" when Norman Bates pulled back the shower curtain.

She should have shown her tiddays.

 

[ojb81]

She should have shown her tiddays.

Oh you like breasts, do you?

Spoiler: Click here

 

[Mcnabb7542]

I'd also like to know what morons decided gender reveals, stupid "unique" names for kids and Elf on a Shelf were good ideas and how they got so many retarded sheep to follow them.

Well they will soon take away the "gender reveal" parties, since one was the cause of one of the major fires in California.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Well they will soon take away the "gender reveal" parties, since one was the cause of one of the major fires in California.

Good. "Hey, we're having a girl" or "Hey, we're having a boy" is all the gender reveal anyone needs

 

[Tomhusker]

Oh you like breasts, do you?

Spoiler: Click here

I hope the jesus will come down from the floating city in the clouds and strike you down.

 

[Mcnabb7542]

Good. "Hey, we're having a girl" or "Hey, we're having a boy" is all the gender reveal anyone needs

A simple text or email will be just as fine instead of blowing shit up

 

[trojanfan12]

When I was growing up my dad didn't give a shit how I talked as long as I was respectful to others.

Taught my son that I don't really care how he talks around me or his friends, but clean it up around his Mom, grandparents, sisters, other adults, nieces and nephews.