What Oregon did to Ohio State roster

[fordman84]

I haven't been in HS in a while. I'm a local high school football legend though. When I return to Springfield HS, I get priority parking in the back of the school and sometimes even get a free hot dog after the game if they didn't sell enough. But the days of HS classes are over. Now I'm bringing in 24 bucks an hour and living the high life.

Thrown the football over any mountains lately?

 

[Jon Deaux]

I haven't been in HS in a while. I'm a local high school football legend though. When I return to Springfield HS, I get priority parking in the back of the school and sometimes even get a free hot dog after the game if they didn't sell enough. But the days of HS classes are over. Now I'm bringing in 24 bucks an hour and living the high life.

$24 an hour?

You working double shift at McDonalds?

 

[duckboy33]

$24 an hour?

You working double shift at McDonalds?

I haven’t worked at McDonalds since Tyler ratted me out for taking McNuggets home

 

[Jon Deaux]

I haven’t worked at McDonalds since Tyler ratted me out for taking McNuggets home

That bastard

 

[cwerph]

Maybe they should stop being poor

Context is everything.

 

[ojb81]

I haven’t worked at McDonalds since Tyler ratted me out for taking McNuggets home

Was it just a 6-piece, or an entire case out of the freezer?

 

[ojb81]

Pretty sure those are 'Ice Cream Man' or 'Gas Station Attendant' outfits.

"Interest you in a bomb-pop, check your oil, and wash your windshield today?"

 

[trojanfan12]

When UCLA fans do something half as cool as this, let me know.

Damn.

Congrats on managing to outgay yourself.

 

[duckboy33]

Was it just a 6-piece, or an entire case out of the freezer?

My court appointed lawyer said specifically not to answer that question

 

[duckboy33]

Damn.

Congrats on managing to outgay yourself.

Dripping with swag, rapping about the Ducks and hanging out with beautiful women is gay? LOL ok buddy.

You're a California guy, so I guess you're an expert on all things gay.

 

[NewPhoneWhoDis]

I've sat in Autzen and cried after we won the first ever PAC 12 Championship. Don't tell me we haven't been there before.

If you are crying over winning one of the bottom feeder conferences -- I hate to see what you will do if you win the B1G.

 

[duckboy33]

If you are crying over winning one of the bottom feeder conferences -- I hate to see what you will do if you win the B1G.

Sir we have the best winning percentage in conference play in Big Ten history. Sit down

 

[ellupo]

Sir we have the best winning percentage in conference play in Big Ten history. Sit down

Little brother mentality.

 

[NewPhoneWhoDis]

Sir we have the best winning percentage in conference play in Big Ten history. Sit down

You can add that accomplishment to your empty trophy case.

 

[duckboy33]

You can add that accomplishment to your empty trophy case.

The only thing that is empty here is the place where you view your tinder matches

 

[NewPhoneWhoDis]

The only thing that is empty here is the place where you view your tinder matches

Tinder? That's a thing still?

 

[duckboy33]

Tinder? That's a thing still?

Hell yeah. With Tinder premium (a mere 8 bucks a month), I land about 5 matches a day. But that’s me.

They not like us

 

[huskers1217]

Grown men that wear player jerseys and aren't on the team are meatheads or fags.
Every fucking time.

Player jerseys are for kids and women.

Respectfully disagree as I iron my black shirt jersey for Saturday

 

[huskers1217]

 

[Red_Alert]

Respectfully disagree as I iron my black shirt jersey for Saturday

Translation: "My wife wears the pants".