What was your go to insult as a kid

i picked up douchebag by accident at 7.

i got slapped a lot.
 
A long time ago...

I was taking my 6 year old to school one morning and got cut off.

From the back seat I hear “is he a fucking asshole daddy?”

Learned it from his mom. Honest.
 
Lilly-livered yellow-bellied two-balled bitch
 
"You goddam little piece of shit muthafucker".... then the bell would ring and all the students would leave my classroom.
 
Pretty sure it was a standard "Ya momma" until about 8th grade
 
I used to call kids "dildo" before I knew what it meant. After I found out, I called them "dildo" even more.
 
"Fucker and shithead" were big. My circle of friends / enemies hadn't graduated up to the vaunted "cocksucker" and "motherfucker" level.
 
Faggot

It's fallen out of favor recently and that's a shame.
It's been reclaimed, label as a slur and now no one really knows where that one's at these days. Seeing black sports stars and celebrities get caught saying it is a frequent event.
 
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