What was your go to insult as a kid

[williewilliejuan]

Retard. Evolved into “fucking retard” and then to “fucking window-licking retard”.

 

[Camfantasy]

OP asked for insults not a recap of your weekend.

I'm not an awbarn fan. Don't confuse me with your kind.

 

[Rex Racer]

Dink or dinkweed

 

[Jon Deaux]

I got into a little bit of trouble back in the 3rd grade calling this asshole, You're a nut with a big fat butt.
Being the asshole that he was, he told the teacher. Don't remember the punishment, but it couldn't have much, seeing as how I don't remember.

The classic come back, back then was;
sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
That was back when America still had a backbone. With the pussifacation of America, probably don't hear that anymore.

 

[BigRedMoe]

Faggot

It's fallen out of favor recently and that's a shame.

Try using pheggot instead. I've read that's still acceptable.

 

[beardown07]

Try using pheggot instead. I've read that's still acceptable.

It's gay af, but acceptable.

 

[BigRedMoe]

It's gay af, but acceptable.

 

[huskers1217]

i picked up douchebag by accident at 7.

i got slapped a lot.

revenge of the nerds!!! im with you

 

[packerzrule]

Homo

 

[beardown07]

retard
faggot


same as today. lulz

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Shit ass.

This

 

[Guy Incognito]

Butt munch.

 

[ChiSoxFan]

Dumbshit douchebag

 

[DraftNerd]

Honestly, I picked up douche-nozzle as far back as I can remember. But I only used it in right company.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

A long time ago...

I was taking my 6 year old to school one morning and got cut off.

From the back seat I hear “is he a fucking asshole daddy?”

Learned it from his mom. Honest.

Similar story. Watching NFL with my son when he was 3 or 4. Guy runs out of bounds to avoid getting hit and I say “what a pussy.” The next week, we’re watching again with my wife. Guy runs out of bounds to avoid contact. The boy pipes up, “ what a pussy.” He used that shit perfectly. A strange feeling of shame and pride came over me.

The wife was not pleased .

 

[stakesarehigh]

I will kill you

Whoa whoa ..


I mean... I know you are but what am I

 

[broncosmitty]

retard
faggot


same as today. lulz

Yep.

Dickmunch
Queerbate
Buttfuck
Fagmar


Thanks school bus!

 

[rfjeff9]

It's gay af, but acceptable.

 

[Neighbordude]

I member a lot of two word combos back in the day

Tick-turd
Gay-wad
Queer-bait

 

[broncosmitty]

I member a lot of two word combos back in the day

Tick-turd
Gay-wad
Queer-bait

My moms is still dip-wad.

Grandmas was pot-licker.