What's your phobia?

[ojb81]

Not filling out my timesheet before the deadline for the Payroll Dept. Nazis.

This shit! Haven't worked at Exxon since 2009....and some nights I'll sit straight up in bed from a sleep wondering if I turned in my timesheet before the deadline for next payroll. Back then ...that could and did happen. But why the fuck am I still having nightmares about the shit! Grrr...

Exxon gas station? Man, I haven't seen one of those in forever

 

[Godstree]

Hey, you're alright with me. C'mere, you *pinches Godstree's love handles*

Come and grab 'em. I don't play hard to get.

 

[Schmoopy1000]

Hey, you're alright with me. C'mere, you *pinches Godstree's love handles*

 

[Hank Kingsley]

Absolutely zero desire to fly if I have to leave the ground. Pretty sure it’s the loss of control. I’m a terrible passenger in a car too.

 

[BadMotoWeazal]

Liberalism….. Buy more bullets

 

[ojb81]

I have a deep-rooted fear of the sight of other grown men's feet

 

[Fog]

I fear being banned by Harold the biggest dickhead in the world.

His ego is bigger than the Big Bang Theory.

On a slightly more down to earth idea that most can relate to....

Spiders and Snakes creep me out....

Overall........I'm claustrophobic

 

[trojanfan12]

Heights and enclosed spaces.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Getting married again.

(shudders)

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Like you climb telephone poles for fun?

Like I worked on swing stages, hung from buildings and cranes, and loved it.

 

[Bayou Tiger]

Exxon gas station? Man, I haven't seen one of those in forever

Yeah, well you were just a toddler when your Mama used to leave you alone near pump number 2 while she earned her crack money giving BJs behind the dumpster.

 

[broncosmitty]

Tales from the gas station….


Brought to you by crawdads, oil spills and True Detective Season One.

 

[broncosmitty]

Roger Clemens and Roy Munson know the value of mowin your own lawn.

 

[broncosmitty]

Back on topic:

Other people mowin my lawn!