When's Day Morning Thread

I had applied for a job in Tacoma, WA coming out of college...and I feel like it would look like that too...

that's too bumfuck for me...
Tacoma is directly south of Seattle and shares the airport with them.

Def not bumfuck.
 
Tacoma is directly south of Seattle and shares the airport with them.

Def not bumfuck.
oh wait...not Tacoma....it was Yakima

I got my truck confused with my kayak rack
 
Tacoma is directly south of Seattle and shares the airport with them.

Def not bumfuck.

Yea, calling Tacoma bumfuck is definitely a head scratcher.

Tacoma is bumfuck but applying for a job in Idaho Falls...

all of this....all of it....
 
Do they have fucked up drinking laws?

I was out skiing in Utah years ago and they did. I heard they've fixed that since.
I don't remember Idaho having those laws. I do know the small town we lived in, the drinkers were in the minority and the Mormon folks knew who you were.

My wife once took back a 12-pack she was going to buy for me for a 6-pack, but she felt accusing eyes in the grocery store. True story.
 
Yea, calling Tacoma bumfuck is definitely a head scratcher.

Tacoma is bumfuck but applying for a job in Idaho Falls...

all of this....all of it....
I meant Yakima, not Tacoma...my mistake.
 
I don't remember Idaho having those laws. I do know the small town we lived in, the drinkers were in the minority and the Mormon folks knew who you were.

My wife once took back a 12-pack she was going to buy for me for a 6-pack, but she felt accusing eyes in the grocery store. True story.
I finger banged a mormon chick down in Florida during spring break when I was in junior high. Probably would have gotten accusing eyes for that, too.
 
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I finger banged a mormon chick during spring break when I was in junior high. Probably would have gotten accusing eyes for that, too.
They would have put you in jail.

Unless you married her.
 
Good morning good people. Another hump day. Just baseball and a political event tonight. Otherwise, a good day to take the dog for a walk.

Just got off the phone with a spammer. After his spiel failed, he told me to "go suck duck." I then tried to explain to him, that I would suck duck with him, but he'd have to bring the duck. I also would eat the duck with him. That got him very mad and he might have said, "fluck you." Oh well.

Looking forward to Texas-OU on the weekend. I washed my Texas and Ohio State shirts and I'm also ready for the Buckeyes to start the season.

Thought for the day: The first thing you should know about me, is that I'm not you. Things will then begin to make sense to you.
 
Good morning good people. Another hump day. Just baseball and a political event tonight. Otherwise, a good day to take the dog for a walk.

Just got off the phone with a spammer. After his spiel failed, he told me to "go suck duck." I then tried to explain to him, that I would suck duck with him, but he'd have to bring the duck. I also would eat the duck with him. That got him very mad and he might have said, "fluck you." Oh well.

Looking forward to Texas-OU on the weekend. I washed my Texas and Ohio State shirts and I'm also ready for the Buckeyes to start the season.

Thought for the day: The first thing you should know about me, is that I'm not you. Things will then begin to make sense to you.
I don't believe you.
 
What in THEE hell? Why would you waste time on that?

bill nye GIF
 
Met the dumpster guy at 8 to show him where to put the roll off.

Had biscuits and gravy and eggs.

Need to go sand my spackle.
 
Met the dumpster guy at 8 to show him where to put the roll off.

Had biscuits and gravy and eggs.

Need to go sand my spackle.
how much did you pay for that?
 
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