Where is the worst place to be served Divorce papers?

But to answer the thread question....


The correct answer is:

At the site you were placing the body into the grave you just dug for your ex.


Now you have to dig another hole...........
 
Bayou Tiger said:
Don't know but I do have a cousin that is a "process server". He has his own business in California and that is all he does...serves papers. He loves his job and seems to stay busy.
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that would be an awesome job! I could think of all kinds of creative ways to serve them papers
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
I'd think having it stuffed into your dick hole would be worse.
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Not divorce but served to appear on a child support increase demand by my ex.

Out of town for work living in my camper.
At fucking midnight with me asleep on the couch from drinking too much Jim Beam.
Loud banging on my trailer door woke me up. I grabbed my pistol and opened the door, it's a fucking cop. Saw the badge just in time, like right before pointing the gun at him.

I'm here to serve this summons.

WTF!! It's midnight man.
he says well you're never here in the daytime.
I say Bullshit I'm here at 5 every day until I leave at 6:30 in the morning.

Ex's lawyer could have had me served at home where I went every weekend but fuck no. Just another way to fuck with me.
Cop could have served me in the afternoon but fuck no, we're going to fuck with these construction workers because we don't like them moving in here and fucking our women that we can't take care of because we've got little bitty dicks.
 
Fish said:
Not divorce but served to appear on a child support increase demand by my ex.

Out of town for work living in my camper.
At fucking midnight with me asleep on the couch from drinking too much Jim Beam.
Loud banging on my trailer door woke me up. I grabbed my pistol and opened the door, it's a fucking cop. Saw the badge just in time, like right before pointing the gun at him.

I'm here to serve this summons.

WTF!! It's midnight man.
he says well you're never here in the daytime.
I say Bullshit I'm here at 5 every day until I leave at 6:30 in the morning.

Ex's lawyer could have had me served at home where I went every weekend but fuck no. Just another way to fuck with me.
Cop could have served me in the afternoon but fuck no, we're going to fuck with these construction workers because we don't like them moving in here and fucking our women that we can't take care of because we've got little bitty dicks.
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Somewhere @SlinkyRedfoot ears just perked up
 
occupant said:
I had my ex-wife served at her parents' home on her birthday.

She didn't appreciate that. I LOL'ed.

That's what you get for being a skeevy drug whore and not caring about your infant son.
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im beginning to understand
 
Fish said:
Not divorce but served to appear on a child support increase demand by my ex.

Out of town for work living in my camper.
At fucking midnight with me asleep on the couch from drinking too much Jim Beam.
Loud banging on my trailer door woke me up. I grabbed my pistol and opened the door, it's a fucking cop. Saw the badge just in time, like right before pointing the gun at him.

I'm here to serve this summons.

WTF!! It's midnight man.
he says well you're never here in the daytime.
I say Bullshit I'm here at 5 every day until I leave at 6:30 in the morning.

Ex's lawyer could have had me served at home where I went every weekend but fuck no. Just another way to fuck with me.
Cop could have served me in the afternoon but fuck no, we're going to fuck with these construction workers because we don't like them moving in here and fucking our women that we can't take care of because we've got little bitty dicks.
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So you had money for Jim Beam but not for your child or children?
 
Fish said:
Not divorce but served to appear on a child support increase demand by my ex.

Out of town for work living in my camper.
At fucking midnight with me asleep on the couch from drinking too much Jim Beam.
Loud banging on my trailer door woke me up. I grabbed my pistol and opened the door, it's a fucking cop. Saw the badge just in time, like right before pointing the gun at him.

I'm here to serve this summons.

WTF!! It's midnight man.
he says well you're never here in the daytime.
I say Bullshit I'm here at 5 every day until I leave at 6:30 in the morning.

Ex's lawyer could have had me served at home where I went every weekend but fuck no. Just another way to fuck with me.
Cop could have served me in the afternoon but fuck no, we're going to fuck with these construction workers because we don't like them moving in here and fucking our women that we can't take care of because we've got little bitty dicks.
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i was staying with my grandma is 2002 - she was 94 at the time and drove to Bingo. Came home and went to bed. Nice normal night.

At 2 AM a cop starts banging on the door... I answer it and ask him what is going on. Some "women" at Bingo claimed my grandma drove up on a curb and hit the building and caused damage. I told the cop that she was 94 and I wasn't waking her up at 2 AM. he got real pissy about well im off shift in an hour and i need to talk to her about it. fucking asshole wrote her a ticket.

i got up the next morning and drove down to the damaged area and took pictures because there was no way in HELL she could have fit her boat through 2 poles to hit the builidng. ran down to the courthouse and started yelling at anyone who would listen until they apologize and voided the ticket.
 
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