Where is the worst place to be served Divorce papers?

huskers1217 said:
i was staying with my grandma is 2002 - she was 94 at the time and drove to Bingo. Came home and went to bed. Nice normal night.

At 2 AM a cop starts banging on the door... I answer it and ask him what is going on. Some "women" at Bingo claimed my grandma drove up on a curb and hit the building and caused damage. I told the cop that she was 94 and I wasn't waking her up at 2 AM. he got real pissy about well im off shift in an hour and i need to talk to her about it. fucking asshole wrote her a ticket.

i got up the next morning and drove down to the damaged area and took pictures because there was no way in HELL she could have fit her boat through 2 poles to hit the builidng. ran down to the courthouse and started yelling at anyone who would listen until they apologize and voided the ticket.
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wouldn't a lack of damage on her car also prove she didn't do it?
 
occupant said:
Not much to unpack really.

We had a baby, I wanted to grow up and she didn’t .

Case closed...and the baby is 31 now so whatevs.
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Bryce Harper said:
Haha nice.

Sipping on some Evan Williams myself at the moment.
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Nice, that's some good budget stuff
Kburjr said:
It's cold out and I'm from Wisconsin. Stingers. Brandy and peppermint schnapps

BTW, wife is working. Is she going to be surprised when she gets home.
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A Stinger is Schnapps and Brandy? Where can I get one?
 
Kburjr said:
It's cold out and I'm from Wisconsin. Stingers. Brandy and peppermint schnapps

BTW, wife is working. Is she going to be surprised when she gets home.
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I'd be drinking too if my wife was out stripping at the poles at 4 PM on a Saturday afternoon:biggrin:
 
Hu War Yu said:
Nice, that's some good budget stuff

A Stinger is Schnapps and Brandy? Where can I get one?
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I assumed he meant the weather in Wisconsin is so cold it's a "stinger" today. Could be wrong.
 
Kburjr said:
Mix your own I go about 5 to 1 mix Brandy is the 5 for those keeping score

And fer gawd sake use decent brandy
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I don't know if I've ever had Brandy in my life
 
Kburjr said:
Broaden your horizons. Usually a snifter or two while reading. Definitely a winter drink for me
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So what ones is decent ones? I'm a budget-conscious snifter
 
huskers1217 said:
i was staying with my grandma is 2002 - she was 94 at the time and drove to Bingo. Came home and went to bed. Nice normal night.

At 2 AM a cop starts banging on the door... I answer it and ask him what is going on. Some "women" at Bingo claimed my grandma drove up on a curb and hit the building and caused damage. I told the cop that she was 94 and I wasn't waking her up at 2 AM. he got real pissy about well im off shift in an hour and i need to talk to her about it. fucking asshole wrote her a ticket.

i got up the next morning and drove down to the damaged area and took pictures because there was no way in HELL she could have fit her boat through 2 poles to hit the builidng. ran down to the courthouse and started yelling at anyone who would listen until they apologize and voided the ticket.
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So your Grandma got away with a hit and run?
 
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