Which Hoopster is the mower bandit?

[PeoplesChicken]

Man in bodycam video drives lawn mower to allegedly flee deputy; shoots himself in hand

Authorities in Michigan release bodycam footage of a suspect driving a riding lawn mower to flee from a deputy before accidentally shooting himself in the hand when drawing his gun.

www.foxnews.com

 

[Kburjr]

KFC is sounding better all the time.

 

[temptresstoo]

Michigan man, though...

 

[Kburjr]

Michigan man, though...

Uncle Ted?

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Ain’t me. I wouldn’t run. I’d stand and fight and take as many of em out with me as possible

 

[Dolemite censored]

Ain’t me. I wouldn’t run. I’d stand and fight and take as many of em out with me as possible

I'd take the arrest, keep my mouth shut and not answer any questions, call my lawyer and get ready to post bail.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I'd take the arrest, keep my mouth shut and not answer any questions, call my lawyer and get ready to post bail.

That’s what most sissies would do

 

[Dolemite censored]

That’s what most sissies smart people who stay alive would do

Fixed.

 

[Inquisitor]

Michigan man, though...

@MAIZEandBLUE09?

 

[rsw626]

Michigan, so @broncosmitty obviously. Though, it could also be @RobBase

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Uncle Ted?

Took me a minute to figure out what you are saying

 

[redseat]

Why isn't Rock on here?

 

[stakesarehigh]

This has 3 am Smitty written all over it

 

[RobBase]

I’m mostly serious when I saw that guy looks similar to Smitty. It’s been a few years since we hung out, but that could be him.

 

[outofyourmind]

 

[Kburjr]

Took me a minute to figure out what you are saying

I thought the gun would be a clue.

 

[broncosmitty]

I’m mostly serious when I saw that guy looks similar to Smitty. It’s been a few years since we hung out, but that could be him.

He honestly does.

My lawn mower looks like that too.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Maybe the dumbass would have actually gotten away if he'd stolen a Deere ...

You know, since Nothing Runs Like a Deere.

(I'll show myself out)