Which one of you assholes is this?

Oh that's just beautiful
 
Derricks and Marks always seem to be dick heads that deserve to be punched in mouth

go fuck yourself middle finger GIF
 
A guy introduces himself as "Matt" and my hand just automatically balls into a fist.
No...it's WAY worse when it's Matthew and they...demand to be called "Matthew". F*ck off, Matty, I do what I want.

My retard sister married a dunce named Michael. When introduced, I said "Hey Mike, nice to meet ya".

"It's Michael".

....

"You serious, Clark? 'Mike' don't work?"

"It's Michael"

Haven't liked the douche ever since.
 
No...it's WAY worse when it's Matthew and they...demand to be called "Matthew". F*ck off, Matty, I do what I want.

My retard sister married a dunce named Michael. When introduced, I said "Hey Mike, nice to meet ya".

"It's Michael".

....

"You serious, Clark? 'Mike' don't work?"

"It's Michael"

Haven't liked the douche ever since.

Your fake story is super cool.
 
Derrick Foreal
 
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