White Elephant gift ideas

https://www.amazon.com/Useless-Leave-Machine-Assembled-Wood(Brown)/dp/B0721XHVXL/
 
no shit... not sure if it's the spaces or the () that's screwing up the site's link parsing.
amazon posts get labeled as media here for some reason

but I get the idea...those are pretty fun
 
Got these for the wife this year...
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Except it's white....and this shirt...

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I think one of the two would have been enough
I think he needs some matching socks. To go with the Nik Cage pillow, blanket, apron and mankini he got her last year and the year before :laugh:

It's the only way I'm going to know it's him when the headlines read, "MONTANA WOMAN STRANGLES HUSBAND WITH NIK CAGE THEMED TAMPON STRINGS".
 
I think he needs some matching socks. To go with the Nik Cage pillow, blanket, apron and mankini he got her last year and the year before :laugh:

It's the only way I'm going to know it's him when the headlines read, "MONTANA WOMAN STRANGLES HUSBAND WITH NIK CAGE THEMED TAMPON STRINGS".
a different Nic Cage design would have been alright, but having a matching mug and shirt...nah that's lame.
 
a different Nic Cage design would have been alright, but having a matching mug and shirt...nah that's lame.
Oooh! Socks, tee, mug and HAT!!! Perfect White Elephant!
 
If shopping for an albino elephant, probably bulk sun screen
 
Assuming it’s anonymous, make a collage of stalky photos of one person. Add a clip of hair for bonus points.
 
We have a jar of pickled pigs feet that gets re-entered in the White Elephant gifts every few years going on 20+ years now with my in-laws Christmas White Elephant game. Yes, the same damn jar!

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I got it the 4th year and re-gifted the next year. People became aware that it would probably return so it was absent for 3 years...then returned. When it returned we knew it would never leave the game and now it's expected. lol

We figure as long as no one opens it or breaks the jar it should be around this year.

Although we skipped the party last year, I expect to see it again this year.
Send em my way if nobody wants em. I love pickled pigs feet
 
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