Whom would you pay money to see

[Dolemite censored]

There is what she looks like. This is not a "wood" post. She ain't got curves or anything I'm interested in seeing. She's pretty, but I ain't paying to see what she's got.

She looks almost exactly like my first fiancee.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

She looks almost exactly like my first fiancee.

A fence post?

 

[Bender]

Marina?

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Me and Andrew Jackson are getting shitfaced and looking for people to fight

 

[Dolemite censored]

A fence post?

Slim, barely broke 100 pounds. Acrobatically flexible.

 

[huskers1217]

I'd pay $500 to meet Obama and ask him how he feels now that everything "positive" for the country has been undone because it wasn't, and his racist pandering put the country on the path its on currently. Also, what kind of lube his husband-turned-wife uses.

I’d pay $500 to punch 45/47 but I’m afraid he would stage another “assassination” attempt

 

[williewilliejuan]

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Fuck! BRB

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Slim, barely broke 100 pounds. Acrobatically flexible.

I am sorry

 

[trojanfan12]

Lizzo, naked

Fixed for accuracy.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Fixed for accuracy.

In psychology that's called projection. You are exposed as the true chubby chaser.

 

[fordman84]

Slim, barely broke 100 pounds. Acrobatically flexible.

Yeah I would break a chick like that

 

[jjc2009]

Trick question. Elvis isn’t dead.

 

[jjc2009]

Zendaya, naked.

She’d probably wonder what is this creepy naked Asian dude doing here?

 

[ill]

this thread got extremely horny...which is weird since it started off talking about a bunch of dead dudes...

 

[Wild Turkey]

I'll wait for the Netflix special.

Ditto

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Trick question. Elvis isn’t dead.

Word.