Why are people from Wisconsin so God damn weird?

Illustrious Potentate

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Every year here at work, we draw names and do a bit of an alcohol exchange. It’s not some big secret or anything, I asked the guy I drew what he wanted, and he said Tito’s vodka, so I got him a fifth

The guy who drew me is from Wisconsin, didn’t ask me what I wanted, but his father in law is my mentor and a guy I look up to, so he’s partied with me before, and though I don’t expect a jug of shine, I would have gladly taken some Canadian Club, Jim, Jack, Evan, Makers Mark or any hard liquor.

But this fucker got me something called mead. I don’t even know what the fuck mead is, and I’m never gonna drink, but I have to say thank you and pretend like I love it.

This is the same dude that wouldn’t take my 100 dollars a run bet for the Braves and Brewers in the NLDS
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Every year here at work, we draw names and do a bit of an alcohol exchange. It’s not some big secret or anything, I asked the guy I drew what he wanted, and he said Tito’s vodka, so I got him a fifth

The guy who drew me is from Wisconsin, didn’t ask me what I wanted, but his father in law is my mentor and a guy I look up to, so he’s partied with me before, and though I don’t expect a jug of shine, I would have gladly taken some Canadian Club, Jim, Jack, Evan, Makers Mark or any hard liquor.

But this fucker got me something called mead. I don’t even know what the fuck mead is, and I’m never gonna drink, but I have to say thank you and pretend like I love it.

This is the same dude that wouldn’t take my 100 dollars a run bet for the Braves and Brewers in the NLDS
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I think it’s old timey wine! Wtf?! It’s prolly homemade…old, rotten fruit he found in the ground, sieved through a dirty sock!
 
moxie said:
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I think it’s old timey wine! Wtf?! It’s prolly homemade…old, rotten fruit he found in the ground, sieved through a dirty sock!
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Maybe one of mine.

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moxie said:
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I think it’s old timey wine! Wtf?! It’s prolly homemade…old, rotten fruit he found in the ground, sieved through a dirty sock!
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It’s in a bottle with no label, so probably
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Every year here at work, we draw names and do a bit of an alcohol exchange. It’s not some big secret or anything, I asked the guy I drew what he wanted, and he said Tito’s vodka, so I got him a fifth

The guy who drew me is from Wisconsin, didn’t ask me what I wanted, but his father in law is my mentor and a guy I look up to, so he’s partied with me before, and though I don’t expect a jug of shine, I would have gladly taken some Canadian Club, Jim, Jack, Evan, Makers Mark or any hard liquor.

But this fucker got me something called mead. I don’t even know what the fuck mead is, and I’m never gonna drink, but I have to say thank you and pretend like I love it.

This is the same dude that wouldn’t take my 100 dollars a run bet for the Braves and Brewers in the NLDS
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You might actually like it. Mead is an Irish version of shine. It can have a pretty damn high alcohol content too
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Pretty sure mead is some kind of bullshit, nearly extinct beer from medieval times that only hipster fags drink.
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It pretty much serves the same person homemade shine does how. Peasants who didn't want to pay for alcohol made their own. Today l, just switch out peasants for hillbillies
 
fishinabarrel said:
You might actually like it. Mead is an Irish version of shine. It can have a pretty damn high alcohol content too
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If it ever gets drank, it’s gonna be like that fifth of Mello Corn that I would pass around as a joke after everyone was already drunk at a party
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
If it ever gets drank, it’s gonna be like that fifth of Mello Corn that I would pass around as a joke after everyone was already drunk at a party
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I've had some made with honey before that wasn't bad.

Craziest thing I ever drank was actual firewater on a reservation. Girl I knew from Arizona was dating a native American and they offered the bottle to me. I had some pretty serious Shine at that point in my life so I thought what the hell...holy shit that stuff was potent
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
The guy who drew me is from Wisconsin, didn’t ask me what I wanted, but his father in law is my mentor and a guy I look up to, so he’s partied with me before, and though I don’t expect a jug of shine, I would have gladly taken some Canadian Club, Jim, Jack, Evan, Makers Mark or any hard liquor.
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Two things.

First, is this guy who gave you the mead married to your mentor's gay son?

Second, Jim Beam is liquid ass in a bottle. I might rather have mead.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Two things.

First, is this guy who gave you the mead married to your mentor's gay son?

Second, Jim Beam is liquid ass in a bottle. I might rather have mead.
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Surprisingly, he’s married to a decent looking chick

Jim ain’t the best in the world, but I can drink it. I like that Devil’s Cut
 
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