Why are people from Wisconsin so God damn weird?

PackJason said:
I've had to drive across that barren wasteland of a state way too many times to get to Des Moines.

Of all of the states I've been to, the only shittier state is Mississippi.
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Tell me you’ve never been to Oklahoma without telling me you’ve never been to Oklahoma.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
It’s not that I don’t like beer, I used drink a ton of Budweiser. It just takes like 20 to feel anything, so I’ve been liquor only for at least 5 years now.
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Maybe you can donate it to a museum for a tax break?
 
williewilliejuan said:
Maybe you could DM @ill I’d be willing to bet that he’s the sort of dude who drinks mead while attending the Renaissance faire.
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nope...I drink beer there.

They have mead, but I am not a fan
 
Nebraska is by far the worst state to drive through. There is fucking NOTHING west of Lincoln.

Then you hit Wyoming and it's just God's country. Can experience all four seasons in one day.
 
mead is just too niche of a thing to get someone...if you don't know for sure that they are big mead fans, you don't buy a motherfucker mead.
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
Nebraska is by far the worst state to drive through. There is fucking NOTHING west of Lincoln.

Then you hit Wyoming and it's just God's country. Can experience all four seasons in one day.
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I've only flown into Lincoln.

What makes Iowa so miserable to drive through is that once you cross the Mississippi River, there is nothing until Des Moines. It's just fields. You have to drive about 2 hours before you even come across a random gas station in the middle of fucking nowhere.

At least when you drive through rural areas of other midwest states there are trees and shit.
 
fishinabarrel said:
When @SlinkyRedfoot was making fun of schnapps earlier it made me think of how I used to drink it as a kid. Only thing I could take and no one noticed it was missing
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I had a shot of Rumplemintz at the Bills game on Saturday night...it actually wasn't too bad.
 
fishinabarrel said:
When @SlinkyRedfoot was making fun of schnapps earlier it made me think of how I used to drink it as a kid. Only thing I could take and no one noticed it was missing
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I keep a bottle of 100 proof peppermint schnapps in my cabinet. It’s good for colds and coughs.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
I keep a bottle of 100 proof peppermint schnapps in my cabinet. It’s good for colds and coughs.
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Black Haus? I used to drink the 100 proof version of that.

Drank a fifth of it one night playing some crazy card game. After that it was renamed black outs
 
People from Sconni are weird because of all the incest, here's proof @PackJason

The drive from San Antonio to Minneapolis is the worst! You get to go through Oklahoma, Misery, Kansas, Iowa... I fell asleep typing that!

When I have parties at the house, there is almost always Rumple Minze available. It's good shit. That and Jager!
 
Nosferatu said:
You get to go through Oklahoma
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Nosferatu said:
People from Sconni are weird because of all the incest, here's proof @PackJason

The drive from San Antonio to Minneapolis is the worst! You get to go through Oklahoma, Misery, Kansas, Iowa... I fell asleep typing that!

When I have parties at the house, there is almost always Rumple Minze available. It's good shit. That and Jager!
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DO NOT stop in Enid.
 
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