Why are people from Wisconsin so God damn weird?

ill said:
I did

it was awesome

Buffalo fans aren't pussies like you. They can handle a little snow.
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You’re a Neanderthal just like Bills fans. Lower class and prone to criminal activity. No wonder you enjoyed it.
 
RobBase (c) said:
You’re a Neanderthal just like Bills fans. Lower class and prone to criminal activity. No wonder you enjoyed it.
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says the guy with prison tats
 
fordman84 said:
no shots anymore? What's the point of living? I literally am sitting within 7 gallons of bourbon here at my desk. And that's just my overflow "to be drank later" stash :beer2:
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I really only do shots when playing dice these days. I mainly stick to beer and bloody marys.

My doctor said my liver is too muscular, or something.
 
ill said:
says the guy with prison tats
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Rough week for lonely, single, hopeless atheists. I get it.

Maybe BK will have a Christmas Day special on Whoppers for you.
 
we should have done a White Elephant with posters this year
 
RobBase (c) said:
Rough week for lonely, single, hopeless atheists. I get it.

Maybe BK will have a Christmas Day special on Whoppers for you.
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I haven't had a Whopper in probably two decades. Sometimes I'll see an add or a billboard for one and think I should go try one, but I'm pretty sure it'll be disappointing, so I don't.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
I haven't had a Whopper in probably two decades. Sometimes I'll see an add or a billboard for one and think I should go try one, but I'm pretty sure it'll be disappointing, so I don't.
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I'm more of a McDonalds guy these days when I am lazy and don't feel like cooking all that much.

but nothing wrong with Whoppers. I kind of like BK fries better
 
ill said:
I'm more of a McDonalds guy these days when I am lazy and don't feel like cooking all that much.

but nothing wrong with Whoppers. I kind of like BK fries better
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I don't eat much fast food at all. I've been eating pretty damn clean for the past five years and it doesn't take much fast food to make me feel not so good.

I like burgers, but I tend to go to a sit down place.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
I don't eat much fast food at all. I've been eating pretty damn clean for the past five years and it doesn't take much fast food to make me feel not so good.
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It’s like quitting smoking. You don’t realize how fucking gross & awful it makes you feel until you stop. Then you smell it and want to puke.
 
RobBase (c) said:
It’s like quitting smoking. You don’t realize how fucking gross & awful it makes you feel until you stop. Then you smell it and want to puke.
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I haven’t any fast food recently that I didn’t regret afterward. I’m not sure if it’s just that I’ve changed or that the quality of the food has declined (or both).
 
RobBase (c) said:
It’s like quitting smoking. You don’t realize how fucking gross & awful it makes you feel until you stop. Then you smell it and want to puke.
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I used to smoke too, and you're absolutely right.

I see someone inhale and I think about what that would feel like in my lungs and I'm so glad I quit.

I used to eat Tums like skittles because I had heartburn all the time. I can't remember the last time I ate a Tums and I'm convinced it's all because of my diet.
 
williewilliejuan said:
I haven’t any fast food recently that I didn’t regret afterward. I’m not sure if it’s just that I’ve changed or that the quality of the food has declined (or both).
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This.

Two of my kids like McDonalds, and occasionally, if I'm in a time crunch, I'll get a burger and it never takes long for me to regret it. I don't get the runs or anything, I just don't feel good.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Every year here at work, we draw names and do a bit of an alcohol exchange. It’s not some big secret or anything, I asked the guy I drew what he wanted, and he said Tito’s vodka, so I got him a fifth

The guy who drew me is from Wisconsin, didn’t ask me what I wanted, but his father in law is my mentor and a guy I look up to, so he’s partied with me before, and though I don’t expect a jug of shine, I would have gladly taken some Canadian Club, Jim, Jack, Evan, Makers Mark or any hard liquor.

But this fucker got me something called mead. I don’t even know what the fuck mead is, and I’m never gonna drink, but I have to say thank you and pretend like I love it.

This is the same dude that wouldn’t take my 100 dollars a run bet for the Braves and Brewers in the NLDS
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that's why work gift exchanges are whack. you always end up getting something stupid and have to pretend to be happy about it
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
I used to smoke too, and you're absolutely right.

I see someone inhale and I think about what that would feel like in my lungs and I'm so glad I quit.

I used to eat Tums like skittles because I had heartburn all the time. I can't remember the last time I ate a Tums and I'm convinced it's all because of my diet.
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or the dicks you inhaled
 
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