Why do boot laces suck?

[Illustrious Potentate]

Had these boots maybe 2 months and laces are already breaking. I’m sure some of it is caused by hot slag from the cutting torch, but I think laces need to be a lot stronger.

And I’ll be the first to say that I’m not a fan of lace up boots. I wore slip ons up until they started requiring lace ups for ankle support after some retard broke his ankle in South Carolina.

But outside of just running wire through the holes, is there any laces you can get that don’t suck donkey balls. Hell, I feel like you couldn’t even choke anyone to death with these without them breaking

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

dont let your cat chew on them

 

[fordman84]

Use zip ties like a real man.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

dont let your cat chew on them

Would take a brave cat to venture on my property with the dogs, especially that Cur

 

[RobBase]

Because people who manufacture and sell boot laces need to eat too.

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[Illustrious Potentate]

Use zip ties like a real man.

Zip ties are used to repair my overalls. Have a few pair that are basically rompers after the galluses broke

 

[Handicappers]

da fuq is a romper?

 

[batchaps4me]

I have never known a welder that wouldn't have duct taped them without complaining. This younger generation is soft.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I have never known a welder that wouldn't have duct taped them without complaining. This younger generation is soft.

I’m not a welder. I’m a foreman that can weld.

 

[batchaps4me]

I’m not a welder. I’m a foreman that can weld.

Soft and in management ... you know I am just dogging you in a friendly way, correct?

 

[RubinRock]

da fuq is a romper?

Metrosexual overalls.

 

[packerzrule]

Leather laces are the best.

 

[Wishbone]

Stop buying cheap boots made in China. Get some Redwing Heritage boots that come with wax laces that last.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Soft and in management ... you know I am just dogging you in a friendly way, correct?

Ain’t no thing, sir.

 

[DragonFromTo]

Use zip ties like a real man.

 

[DragonFromTo]

I’m not a welder. I’m a foreman that can weld.

 

[DragonFromTo]

da fuq is a romper?

I bet that Amy Schumer knows, you are slipping

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

Just identify with boots with laces and wear the other ones.

 

[ojb81]

da fuq is a romper?

 

[fordman84]

Just identify with boots with laces and wear the other ones.

Did you do a marijuana this morning? Did I? I have read that at least 10 times and still can't make heads or tails of it.