Why No Festivus Thread?

[Skerpokes]

What about the wrestling?

Shiiiit. 90% of the posters here are geriatric and would break a hip during feats of strength

 

[Camfantasy]

The Nebraska fhegs needed to break up. That whole board smelled like semen from all of them jerking each other off.

 

[williewilliejuan]

The Nebraska fhegs needed to break up. That whole board smelled like semen from all of them jerking each other off.

Why do you know what semen smells like?

 

[Skerpokes]

The Nebraska fhegs needed to break up. That whole board smelled like semen from all of them jerking each other off.

Don't think we didn't see you

 

[Wingsauce7]

Racist?

Do we need to do a recap of Iowa's preseason this year?

If you can do it, so can I, cracker.

 

[Skerpokes]

If you can do it, so can I, cracker.

 

[Camfantasy]

Why do you know what semen smells like?

the real question is why do i know what it tastes like between two pieces of buttered toast with a light spread of grape jelly

 

[Hu War Yu]

the real question is why do i know what it tastes like between two pieces of buttered toast with a light spread of grape jelly

Yeahhhhh...I think you said the quiet part out loud

 

[williewilliejuan]

the real question is why do i know what it tastes like between two pieces of buttered toast with a light spread of grape jelly

That‘s disgusting. Grape jelly?

 

[Skerpokes]

the real question is why do i know what it tastes like between two pieces of buttered toast with a light spread of grape jelly

 

[Tomhusker]

A Festivus Miracle!

I'm kind of a big deal like that.

 

[Camfantasy]

That‘s disgusting. Grape jelly?

 

[Camfantasy]

weren't you in that cowboy movie with Jake Gyllenhaal that time?

 

[RobBase]

Shiiiit. 90% of the posters here are geriatric

Prob why nobody really remembers a 20 year old Seinfeld episode.

 

[Skerpokes]

weren't you in that cowboy movie with Jake Gyllenhaal that time?

You mean Lonesome Dove?

 

[Camfantasy]

You mean Lonesome Dove?

i don't know what that is


i don't watch ghey western movies

 

[williewilliejuan]

i don't know what that is


i don't watch ghey western movies

So...just Bollywood?

 

[Skerpokes]

i don't know what that is


i don't watch ghey western movies

 

[Peter Gozintite]

@Skerpokes was better when he was married.

 

[Huskers4me]

I have a grievance with all of the Husker posters who never fully transitioned over here or didn't transition to the new Hoop at all. Both boards are ghost towns compared to years past.

Not sure if I should have issues with @HammerDown or all the lame-ass Husker posters like @Red_Alert @iruletheskool @huskers1217 @Huskers4me @HuskerinBig10 @Tomhusker

So you’re saying you miss Popeye?

time for the Festivus song