Why no juice at the Heisman House?

[Peter Gozintite]

He could pull up in a white bronco, with a little Heisman hood ornament

 

[fishinabarrel]

He could pull up in a white bronco, with a little Heisman hood ornament

They could combine it with the "Tebow helping" gig where he asks Tebow for help getting his gloves off bc they are tight

 

[Guy Incognito]

It's just a shame that Kordell Stewart never won one. OJ would be at home next to Slash.

 

[fordman84]

He better be added or heads will roll!

 

[occupant]

OJ and Reggie, both wearing Sherlock Holmes costumes, frantically searching for their missing heisman trophies. They bust into a locked water closet only to find Michael Vick giving doggies bubble baths.

 

[fishinabarrel]

OJ asks Caleb Williams to pass him a steak knife during dinner, in his youthful ignorance he starts to, the rest of the Heisman house scrambles and shouts Nooooo to try and stop it

 

[Bayou Tiger]

He better be added or heads will roll!

I vote this the best answer so far.

 

[Bayou Tiger]

OJ and Reggie, both wearing Sherlock Holmes costumes, frantically searching for their missing heisman trophies. They bust into a locked water closet only to find Michael Vick giving doggies bubble baths.

Besides you, me and any architects that may be here, will anyone else even know what that is?

hahaha

 

[occupant]

Besides you, me and any architects that may be here, will anyone else even know what that is?

hahaha

I thought the nomenclature really helped to frame the Sherlock reference.

 

[DragonFromTo]

Besides you, me and any architects that may be here, will anyone else even know what that is?

hahaha

I thought the nomenclature really helped to frame the Sherlock reference.

"Oh lookie at me, I'm so cultured and special that I know what the Brits call the shitter..."

Hell @williewilliejuan does crosswords, he should be familiar with "WCS" (if it is 4 letters then they probably want "LOOS" )

 

[DragonFromTo]

Just remembered that there is a fine use of the term in "Tin Cup" (and he uses "loo" as well, incidentally )

 

[Bayou Tiger]

"Oh lookie at me, I'm so cultured and special that I know what the Brits call the shitter..."

Hell @williewilliejuan does crosswords, he should be familiar with "WCS" (if it is 4 letters then they probably want "LOOS" )

I don't know about the Brits but....

Architecturally speaking, the entire room is called a "water closet".

 

[DragonFromTo]

I don't about the Brits but....

Architecturally speaking, the entire room is called a "water closet".

Yes, I know, I was just referring to the entire room as "the shitter"

 

[Bayou Tiger]

Yes, I know, I was just referring to the entire bathroom as "the shitter"

Ah...Brittish huh?

 

[DragonFromTo]

Ah...Brittish huh?

Nah

 

[DragonFromTo]

OK enough potty talk, let's get back to making jokes about vile murders

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

It'd be perfect for the Halloween season. OJ shows up with a Michael Meyers mask and jumpsuit scaring folks and runs them out of the house then at the end sits down with a Dr Pepper, takes his mask off and says something like "ahhh (after drink) finally got the kids out of the house".

Or something like that.

 

[Bayou Tiger]

Hell @williewilliejuan does crosswords, he should be familiar with "WCS" (if it is 4 letters then they probably want "LOOS" )

Does he really? That brought back some fond memories of days gone past...

My Mom, rest her soul, loved doing them. I can't tell you how many she did over a lifetime. There was always a "crossword" book she was working. She had some that looked like a magazine, but it would just be crossword puzzles. Or she would have these little paperback books, again, filled with crossword puzzles! For birthdays and Mother's day she would always get a bunch from all her children....that and chocolate covered cherries, she loved those too...and a card.

 

[Kburjr]

Besides you, me and any architects that may be here, will anyone else even know what that is?

hahaha

Seriously, Watson?

 

[Niner Outlaw]

He might not be any good in the commercials, but he'd take a stab at it.