Wing Wednesday

Guy Incognito said:
Oh, in my ongoing quest to dethrone @ima as Father of the Year, I pulled a great one last night.

I basically started falling asleep while "playing" with Little Guy in the living room last night (he was sitting there, I would occasionally hand him a stuffed animal whenever I jolted myself awake). Wife took him to nurse him around 12:30 or so, and apparently he was up until like 2:30. I dozed off once tWife took over, but apparently at one point my wife says I took him to change his diaper. I have no recollection of this happening, so I'm guessing I was sleepwalking.

I did get the old diaper off, but didn't fasten the new diaper properly. Kid woke up this morning soaked in pee, with a turd in the bottom of his sleep sack, and an otherwise dry diaper sitting at the bottom.
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Guy Incognito said:
Oh, in my ongoing quest to dethrone @ima as Father of the Year, I pulled a great one last night.

I basically started falling asleep while "playing" with Little Guy in the living room last night (he was sitting there, I would occasionally hand him a stuffed animal whenever I jolted myself awake). Wife took him to nurse him around 12:30 or so, and apparently he was up until like 2:30. I dozed off once tWife took over, but apparently at one point my wife says I took him to change his diaper. I have no recollection of this happening, so I'm guessing I was sleepwalking.

I did get the old diaper off, but didn't fasten the new diaper properly. Kid woke up this morning soaked in pee, with a turd in the bottom of his sleep sack, and an otherwise dry diaper sitting at the bottom.
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Solid turds are better than little guy diarrhea shit.
 
ill said:
Of course you'd take up for your lap dog.
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I'd take douche over you, he's entertaining. You're just a self absorbed penis head.
 
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Fish said:
I'd take douche over you, he's entertaining. You're just a self absorbed penis head.
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You don't think douche is self absorbed?

He not capable of talking about anything but himself.

And you get a point for "penis head"
 
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I don't miss.....

"Gluten free."

"Chicken tenders."

"Doe."

"The broad."
 
Fish said:
I'd take douche over you, he's entertaining. You're just a self absorbed penis head.
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I mean, if you're trying to differentiate someone from Flav, starting at "self-absorbed" is a weird place.

Dude's one of the biggest narcissists on this site.
 
DJ said:
I don't miss.....

"Gluten free."

"Chicken tenders."

"Doe."

"The broad."
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I never get tired of reading

"the fiance"

"black don't crack"

"I ate lunch"

I'm watching tv"
 
Guy Incognito said:
I mean, if you're trying to differentiate someone from Flav, starting at "self-absorbed" is a weird place.

Dude's one of the biggest narcissists on this site.
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I bet it's because he's a dwarf.
 
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