WK 14 Titanium-clad lockeroonie of the MODERN ERA

[occupant]

AUBURN TIGA +11.5

Heck, get some of that sweet +360 while you're in there.

The Deep Red-colored Tidal pattern will NOT want to be there...of this I can assure you.

Coach-in-Struggling Kalen DeBoer has taken to the bottle and won't take out the trash or feed the pets. Something dark is creeping in the Tuskaloosah shadows and it has fetched him by the shorthairs. Mrs. DeBoer has taken the children to her mothers until this whole thing blows over.

Financing options available but only if you have more than 3 vehicles in your yard (only two can be brick-elevated).

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Bama hasn’t lost back to back games in an eternity. Overreacting to a great or poor performance has lead to the downfall of many gamblers

 

[occupant]

Bama hasn’t lost back to back games in an eternity. Overreacting to a great or poor performance has lead to the downfall of many gamblers

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Don’t listen to me.

 

[occupant]

Banks and lending institutions won't be open tomorrow, probably will take Friday off too as they have already secured the bag.

Have a relative who could slide you a few bucks?
Been through the little Mrs' purse yet?
Bet that couch has a mint in coins just sitting there waiting to make you fucking RICH.

GET INTO IT.