Woke up, and it's Wednesday

[MTVike]

morning all

had to do self blood collection kit to test my glucose and other items they test, i forget. Yaay. I could've been phlebotomist

They needed two vials from me when I had a draw two weeks ago.

They must need more Tiger blood.

 

[Me]

White Castle. Got to treat her like a queen

 

[MTVike]

I would never watch a star wars movie. Jesus christ.

There is a quasi religious theme.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

There is a quasi religious theme.

Didn't know this.

Makes my interest in ever watching go even deeper down the shitter.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Originally, Went to Texas Roadhouse on the first date with the broad.

Peaced out and then went to Longhorn when Texas Roadhouse was out of CHICKEN CRITTERS that day.

 

[ill]

Buddy asked if I wanted to go see Dune in the theater next week...I 100% do not, but not because it's Dune. Theaters are just no bueno.

 

[ill]

Originally, Went to Texas Roadhouse on the first date with the broad.

Peaced out and then went to Longhorn when Texas Roadhouse was out of CHICKEN CRITTERS that day.

You would go to a steakhouse and order chicken tenders...

Even a shit one like Texas Roadhouse

 

[Me]

My buddy got a few duplicate cans in his last beer shipment, so I'm going to buy some off him. Apparently, some guy goes to a few of the breweries in the Massachusetts area, and sells it to people. He usually gets about a dozen people to ship to. The cost ends up being about $6.50/can, so the guy is probably making about $100-150 in addition to paying for his beer each time. Wouldn't be the worst way to spend a day off.

 

[Me]

Buddy asked if I wanted to go see Dune in the theater next week...I 100% do not, but not because it's Dune. Theaters are just no bueno.

Eh... I'd avoid them just because of the sitting in one for a couple hours wearing a mask thing.

They're probably relatively safe right now

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

One year anniversary today, so I got reservations at the restaurant we went to on the first date.

You got married!??!

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Ya

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That's the mash up action figure between Yoda and Sloth from the Goonies!

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

The GF gets her lady parts removed today.

She getting a dick attached instead?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

If she doesn't get you a Ninja Foodi dump her ass.

First anniversary is the cooking appliance anniversary.

This has been another installment of Douche: Relationship Guru

 

[PeoplesChicken]

There is a quasi religious theme.

Douche doesn't believe in God

 

[ill]

Eh... I'd avoid them just because of the sitting in one for a couple hours wearing a mask thing.

They're probably relatively safe right now

after flying and wearing a mask for an extended period of time, I find I can go pretty long with it on

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Douche doesn't believe in God

 

[ill]

She getting a dick attached instead?

 

[Me]

You got married!??!

No!


Dating anniversary

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

This has been another installment of Douche: Relationship Guru

I can make dope french fries now

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Buddy asked if I wanted to go see Dune in the theater next week...I 100% do not, but not because it's Dune. Theaters are just no bueno.

I'd go to a theater before I got on a plane.