Woman pulls a reverse Wilt Chamberlain

At 1,057 dicks in twelve hours, that's 88 dicks per hour, or about 1.5 dicks per minute, or a dick every 40 seconds. That's with no breaks at all.

At that rate, I'm thinking it's just each dude sticks it in, takes it out and moves on. I don't see how anything else would be possible.
 
though if you're queuing up with 1K other guys they probably finished each other off.
Can you imagine how depraved you'd have to be to sign up for that? So weird.
 
At 1,057 dicks in twelve hours, that's 88 dicks per hour, or about 1.5 dicks per minute, or a dick every 40 seconds. That's with no breaks at all.

At that rate, I'm thinking it's just each dude sticks it in, takes it out and moves on. I don't see how anything else would be possible.
Did she post flyers in the town square to recruit men for this?

How many underage kids did she let participate? Did she ID every one of them to verify she wasn't committing 1000 counts of statutory rape?

...lots of questions to be answered...
 
At 1,057 dicks in twelve hours, that's 88 dicks per hour, or about 1.5 dicks per minute, or a dick every 40 seconds. That's with no breaks at all.

At that rate, I'm thinking it's just each dude sticks it in, takes it out and moves on. I don't see how anything else would be possible.
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then you have to figure in switching out from one to the next bringing the time down even more. probably 2 quick pumps and on to the next. i wouldn't call that sleeping with anyone. women breaks record leaving 1,057 men unsatisfied. though if you're queuing up with 1K other guys they probably finished each other off.
the dude's have to be going in ready...so you have a room full of guys jerking it and just edging until it is their turn to go
 
Did she post flyers in the town square to recruit men for this?

How many underage kids did she let participate? Did she ID every one of them to verify she wasn't committing 1000 counts of statutory rape?

...lots of questions to be answered...
you've heard of the internet, right?

she is big on Only Fans...I am sure there are tons of depraved dudes out there following her who were more than willing to jump on that grenade.
 
I can live with just jerking off if that’s the only alternative
I generally make it a rule to never say "never" or "always," because those are tough words to live up to, but I'm having a very hard time time trying to think of a situation in which I would welcome an opportunity to be one of any number of dudes in a line to stick my dick in a woman for thirty seconds.

Absolutely fucking bizarre to me.
 
Did they have one of those ticket machines they have at delis and donut shops and such? Dude standing there with his dick in one hand and a little pink ticket that says 1027 in the other just waiting his turn to stick it in for ten seconds?
 
I generally make it a rule to never say "never" or "always," because those are tough words to live up to, but I'm having a very hard time time trying to think of a situation in which I would welcome an opportunity to be one of any number of dudes in a line to stick my dick in a woman for thirty seconds.

Absolutely fucking bizarre to me.
I have a buddy who I am sure is a 40 yr old virgin...I wouldn't think less of him if he did this
 
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