Words of Wisdom

Take 2 and call me in the morning.

Ass, gas or grass, nobody rides for free.
 
Nothing wise about a triple expresso

IMO
 
If you’re gonna drink and drive, be sure to drive as fast as you can so you’re not on the road as long
 
No matter how hot she is, remember someone else got tired of her shit
 
If you find a broken rubber in one pocket and a rattlesnake in the other, don’t fuck with either one of them.
 
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