worthless Wednesday

Back in the day, I banged a really good friend of mine's sister. I felt guilty about it, so I decided I should confess. That was his response as well.
LOL Dude seriously?
 
Got the big tree up in the basement. Looks a little odd, because the basement ceiling is a bit lower than the main floor. So, the top half of the star is between the joists of the ceiling in the basement. Hoping we can finish unpacking the rest of the decorations and get the boxes back into the attic tonight.
My wife is going nuts with the decorations this year, buying more stuff, and we're not even going to be here. We're staying at an airbnb in the daughter's town.
 
Back in the day, I banged a really good friend of mine's sister. I felt guilty about it, so I decided I should confess. That was his response as well.
Did you ever bang a friend's mom?
 
My wife is going nuts with the decorations this year, buying more stuff, and we're not even going to be here. We're staying at an airbnb in the daughter's town.
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LOL Dude seriously?
Not kidding.

He didn't really want to know how it was, that was just his way of letting me know that he wasn't upset about it. He had a pretty pragmatic approach to the situation. He said he knows that she's going to be banging dudes, it might as well be me because I'm a good guy.
 
bend over I'll show ya!
I was stoned and eating a hot dog when my friend finally got to the punch line. I almost died.
 
Not kidding.

He didn't really want to know how it was, that was just his way of letting me know that he wasn't upset about it. He had a pretty pragmatic approach to the situation. He said he knows that she's going to be banging dudes, it might as well be me because I'm a good guy.
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Not kidding.

He didn't really want to know how it was, that was just his way of letting me know that he wasn't upset about it. He had a pretty pragmatic approach to the situation. He said he knows that she's going to be banging dudes, it might as well be me because I'm a good guy.
When did you change?
 
Did you ever bang a friend's mom?
No, but I had one friend that had a MILF mom and a smoking hot sister and we used to tease him relentlessly about what we wanted to do to the two of them.

But what goes around comes around, and I'm afraid Slink Jr might have to put up with some of that stuff.
 
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