WTF just happened

[Guy Incognito]

The Billing Dept. was having difficulty clearing monthly subscriptions but I told them to just let it slide this month. Everyone should be back on now!

Any truth to the rumor that a sensor designed by @Lance Uppercut caused this outage?

 

[TheReal_NU]

You got to get better at typing with one hand.

Doing it at my desk as I type.

HR just said to make sure my office door was closed.

You don’t have to tell me twice.

 

[Jon Deaux]

If that were true, I’d never be able to post.

Damn, you touch @outofyourmind that much?
I just thought you were too busy Fucking Iowa.

 

[batchaps4me]

Blocked because of a security somethingorother.

Now, back to not abnormal

FIFY. No offense intended, we just don't use the n word around my house.

 

[TheReal_NU]

Damn, you touch @outofyourmind that much?
I just thought you were too busy Fucking Iowa.

Uhhhhh…
Yeah. Fuck Iowa.
And stuff

 

[Tin Man]

Yes, there are assholes in Iowa. Going through one town on RAGBRAI, a guy was sitting at the edge of his property, blasting cyclists with a jet nozzle on his hose. His kids were crying for him to stop. That just seemed to make him happier.

 

[outofyourmind]

So
We're back to being slow as shit.

 

[outofyourmind]

 

[Jon Deaux]

So
We're back to being slow as shit.

Mine is still as slow as that snail you posted.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Mine is still as slow as that snail you posted.

 

[Jon Deaux]

Yep, all I can afford is this 13" laptop. It ain't fast, but on this site, it's slow as Grandma's molasses at Christmas.

 

[SU Nittany Tide]

WHAT DID YOU DO???

 

[Tin Man]

Seems to be working OK, now…