Y no Monday thread?

Saw this on a t-shirt Walmart was trying to sell

It's Monday
Don't talk to me
Don't look at me
Don't even think about me

I left it on the rack
 
Now you know why us old guys prefer ranch style houses.
Yeah, my lot was big enough to make this a one story, but alas...

If the master was on the first floor, I might die in this house.
 
Nothing makes you feel old like doing flooring. Spent Friday night, Sat and Sun all day on it, and still have a long way to go. Knees and neck are pissed off.
hire a guy
 
Yeah, my lot was big enough to make this a one story, but alas...

If the master was on the first floor, I might die in this house.
My master is on the first floor, but I don’t think we’ll stay here after the kids leave the house. Yesterday, as I was struggling to put the attic stairs back up after changing the furnace filters, I said to myself “I’m not going to be able to do this when I get older”. The ceilings are really high and the attic stairs are a bear to get down and back up.
 
i'm not an old guy and i still prefer one level house
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had to get new tires for Mrs Pnk car

Was hoping to delay until fall, but they were getting pretty bad. No traction on slippery roads
 
i'm not an old guy and i still prefer one level house
Same here, and our master is opposite side of the house from the heathens rooms. Ranch FTW (though my office, and oldest kiddo room and bath, plus a great room, and storage room are in the basement)
 
Same here, and our master is opposite side of the house from the heathens rooms. Ranch FTW (though my office, and oldest kiddo room and bath, plus a great room, and storage room are in the basement)
Then it’s not really a one-level house. It’s a two-story house that got lowered.
 
Then it’s not really a one-level house. It’s a two-story house that got lowered.
Nah its still a Ranch house technically. Most houses here in nebraska have basements. It is a walkout basement with 9' ceilings so it doesnt "feel" like a basement but it is still very much a ranch. All the main bedrooms are on the main floor, kitchen, dining room, laundry, garage, bathrooms, living room. and there is no 2nd floor. got a 1st and a basement :D
 
Nah its still a Ranch house technically. Most houses here in nebraska have basements. It is a walkout basement with 9' ceilings so it doesnt "feel" like a basement but it is still very much a ranch. All the main bedrooms are on the main floor, kitchen, dining room, laundry, garage, bathrooms, living room. and there is no 2nd floor. got a 1st and a basement :D
So, two levels.
 
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