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...you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
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You know when you're getting old when...
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It takes you longer to rest than to get tired.
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You repeatedly hurt yourself while sleeping
Recovery has nothing to do with sobriety.
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When your hair stops growing on your head, but starts growing in weird ass places like your outer ear cartilage or the top of your shoulder. lulz
When your pubes start turning gray.
When your wife says, "Let's go upstairs and have sex" knowing good and damned well that you can do only one or the other.
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When sleeping with someone means "sleeping".
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...should never have bought that life insurance policy.
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One of the greatest episodes of The League.
My wife's favorite hobby is reading the policy and giggling.
ear hair
questionable farts
body parts hurt for no reason
and i made a new sound this weekend
questionable farts
body parts hurt for no reason
and i made a new sound this weekend
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...when your birthday candles cost more than the cake!
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....when you can't walk past a bathroom without thinking "I may as well pee while I'm here".
When you exercise for health rather than for looks.
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armpit queef?
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i'm already starting to notice random hairs coming from my ear, and i tell ya, i simply won't allow it. i don't care if i have to trim/pluck that shit on a daily basis, i refuse to be ear-hair guy
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your retirement goals are met and you've caught fish in 39 states.