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Illustrious Potentate

Illustrious Potentate

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If you don’t eat at Waffle House, I don’t associate with your kind, and don’t wanna hear from your unrefined ass

I get the Texas cheesesteak melt with no bacon and extra onions and a double order of hash browns scattered, smothered(onions) and capped(mushrooms)

That can be at 6 AM, noon, 7 PM, midnight or 3 AM, hits the spot at any time.

Also, Family Tradition gets played 10 times in a row on the juke box
 
The nearest Waffle House to me is way across town and there are several local places closer to me that make a better breakfast.
 
williewilliejuan said:
The nearest Waffle House to me is way across town and there are several local places closer to me that make a better breakfast.
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The better breakfast part is impossible, but you don’t become the world’s leading server of T-bone steaks by only serving breakfast
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
The better breakfast part is impossible, but you don’t become the world’s leading server of T-bone steaks by only serving breakfast
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I honestly couldn’t tell you the last time I saw a t-bone on a menu anywhere. This could be a tallest dwarf conversation.
 
broncosmitty said:
A half ounce of weed and a pinch of shrooms.

Never have bought food at one of these, just drugs.
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Get my drugs and a good meal at the same place. That’s why it’s my favorite place in the world. It’s where me and my coke guy meat up, but we’re civilized, so we’ll eat before the transaction.
 
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I've only eaten at a Waffle House once. It was fine.

I stopped at a Denny's a few months ago after about a 10 year hiatus and it was delicious. They really cleaned up the place. The tables weren't sticky or anything.
 
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