Your go to Waffle House order

Illustrious Potentate said:
Sounds like Southlake is populated entirely by limp wristed sissies that would get bent over and fucked in the ass if they ever found their way to north GA. The squeal like a pig scene from Deliverance would look tame
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we beat up hillbilly’s for fun around here. Faggy overall sissies get tuned up all the time in Southlake.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Ain’t no hillbillies in Texas, dummy. Land is too flat. Come meet a real hillbilly and you’ll get a knot popped on that head and a sore ass
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Ain't none no more. They got thumped for havin' sassy mouths. Nobody is afraid of simple minded doofuss's that can't fight.
 
Handicappers said:
Ain't none no more. They got thumped for havin' sassy mouths. Nobody is afraid of simple minded doofuss's that can't fight.
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The best band in Texas history is called The Flatlanders for a reason. Never was any there. If there were, Brock Lesnar could go shoulder deep up yourn ass and never touch the sides
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
If you don’t eat at Waffle House, I don’t associate with your kind, and don’t wanna hear from your unrefined ass

I get the Texas cheesesteak melt with no bacon and extra onions and a double order of hash browns scattered, smothered(onions) and capped(mushrooms)

That can be at 6 AM, noon, 7 PM, midnight or 3 AM, hits the spot at any time.

Also, Family Tradition gets played 10 times in a row on the juke box
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Well theres not one around me anywhere I know of,last one and the only one I ate at was in Tennessee......So lets just pretend theres one around me,it would be corned beef hash-eggs over easy-rye toast-sweet tea.......

And I love me some Hank.
 
Handicappers said:
Haven't been to a Waffle House since I was a struggling teenager in College. Food was/is shit and only the poors and retards eat that crap around here. Southlake don't play that shit.
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Please.
You dont get an opinion on good or bad food. You love eating tofu. What do you do, suck dick for protein? :biggrin:
 
moxie said:
Prolly has a little bag of dehydrated apples, banana chips & carob he carries around with him.
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As a matter of fact I love all that stuff like fruit and nuts.

You know, from the earth. Not some bag of potato chips or crap like that. That shit kills peeps.

Don’t get me started on fast food. 😕
 
BadMotoWeazal said:
As a matter of fact I love all that stuff like fruit and nuts.

You know, from the earth. Not some bag of potato chips or crap like that. That shit kills peeps.

Don’t get me started on fast food. 😕
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You one of those "dried apricots" are food for what ails you type of guys?
 
Handicappers said:
Tofu is the bomb. I make a fabulous Tofu pizza with no cheese and organic marinara
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sick puke GIF
 
Kburjr said:
You one of those "dried apricots" are food for what ails you type of guys?
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No, although I do like dried apricots. I eat red meat, pork & poultry & all sorts of fried shit. But when I snack I don’t grab cookies or potato chips. That’s all.

This thing all started when people say they didn’t like raisins, I just don’t understand why people wouldn’t like raisins. But to each their own
 
BadMotoWeazal said:
No, although I do like dried apricots. I eat red meat, pork & poultry & all sorts of fried shit. But when I snack I don’t grab cookies or potato chips. That’s all.

This thing all started when people say they didn’t like raisins, I just don’t understand why people wouldn’t like raisins. But to each their own
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I used to eat raisins a lot, but have lost the urge for sugar. Salt is where it's at.
 
BadMotoWeazal said:
No, although I do like dried apricots. I eat red meat, pork & poultry & all sorts of fried shit. But when I snack I don’t grab cookies or potato chips. That’s all.

This thing all started when people say they didn’t like raisins, I just don’t understand why people wouldn’t like raisins. But to each their own
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Studies have shown that most serial killers liked raisins.
 
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