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Hey dumbass - its extremely common for sexual assault and r*pe cases to be non-sexual. It's about power, which was the entire theme of what the victim was getting across in her statement of what happened. If you still think she made up an incredibly detailed account of what happened, lied about counselors and therapists, and did it all for a lawsuit that she never even filed, that's extremely fucked up on your part.
Ahhh yes -- the ever so popular, "brutal sexual assault", as you put it, that the PROSECUTOR, not his attorney, but the attorney prosecuting the case says had no sexual intent. Yes -- there are all kinds of those.

GTFOH. You must be one of those snow flake, cancel culture type. It is humorous to hear you drag this on.
 
Ahhh yes -- the ever so popular, "brutal sexual assault", as you put it, that the PROSECUTOR, not his attorney, but the attorney prosecuting the case says had no sexual intent. Yes -- there are all kinds of those.

GTFOH. You must be one of those snow flake, cancel culture type. It is humorous to hear you drag this on.
Dude you are a true mental midget if you think that sexual assault is never about power. There are countless resources out there that outline this occurrence. It actually makes a shitload of sense when considering her statement, but you can't hear that because it paints the michigan player in the disgusting light he should be painted in.
 
I don’t know how the other part connected since we’re comparing two brutal crimes?
Oh because we aren't. The incident with Sprinkle wasn't a brutal crime. You described assault, that's not what happened in the bar fight we've discussed. It is what happened in the case with the disgusting michigan player you hold so dear, however.
 
Oh because we aren't. The incident with Sprinkle wasn't a brutal crime. You described assault, that's not what happened in the bar fight we've discussed. It is what happened in the case with the disgusting michigan player you hold so dear, however.
You’re right. The sprinkle situation might have been worse. He was involved in a riot that left a young female waitress unconscious.
 
You’re right. The sprinkle situation might have been worse. He was involved in a riot that left a young female waitress unconscious.
MnB's wife: "I was brutally sexually assaulted tonight while out with friends against my will by a much larger man. I felt completely powerless and horrified. I am extremely upset and need to see a therapist."

MnB: "I know hunny, I participated in a fight with someone at the bar tonight voluntarily, so our situations are identical in every way, and mine may have even been worse."


I present to you: the "michigan man"
 
MnB's wife: "I was brutally sexually assaulted tonight while out with friends against my will by a much larger man. I felt completely powerless and horrified. I am extremely upset and need to see a therapist."

MnB: "I know hunny, I participated in a fight with someone at the bar tonight voluntarily, so our situations are identical in every way, and mine may have even been worse."


I present to you: the "michigan man"
I’m sorry she felt that way about a misdemeanor. Unlike the brutal felonies committed by the Ohio state player.
 
Michigan ranked #2 is by far the funniest
I will say, that this looks to be the best Harbaugh team he has had since being there annnnnd given what I have seen from other schools i.e. UGA, Bama, USC, Texas, etc... I think Michigan could have a real shot at the NC this year.
 
I’m sorry she felt that way about a misdemeanor. Unlike the brutal felonies committed by the Ohio state player.
LOL I see you're resorting to blatant lies now. Not even slightly surprising from someone like you.
 
I will say, that this looks to be the best Harbaugh team he has had since being there annnnnd given what I have seen from other schools i.e. UGA, Bama, USC, Texas, etc... I think Michigan could have a real shot at the NC this year.
Based on what? Not who they played?


You think they could beat TCU from last year? Lol
 
LOL I see you're resorting to blatant lies now. Not even slightly surprising from someone like you.
So the girl didn’t get knocked out? And he wasn’t charged with a felony?
 
ATF's fake outrage is disgusting and morally unacceptable. Gross.
 
Dude you are a true mental midget if you think that sexual assault is never about power. There are countless resources out there that outline this occurrence. It actually makes a shitload of sense when considering her statement, but you can't hear that because it paints the michigan player in the disgusting light he should be painted in.
HE TRIED TO CUT IN LINE AT THE BAR. That is what the "power" play was all about. She called him out for it. He was an arrogant douchebag and got into an argument with her. When she turned around, he smacked her in the ass.

Again -- this was IN PUBLIC, in a line with dozens and dozens of people. I've done worse in my life, but I didn't grow up in an era where everything is "assault" and everyone is a victim.

IF this situation were even remotely like you are trying to describe it -- Ingham county would have tried to throw the book at him. You aren't from Michigan, so you don't understand UM students are the enemy in Ingham County. Instead, you have the prosecutor saying his intent was sexual in nature. So his "power" play was what, to cut in line?
 
So the girl didn’t get knocked out? And he wasn’t charged with a felony?
LOL literally nothing in the police report linked Sprinkle to any woman that night (unlike the disgusting michigan player who sexually assaulted a woman). And no, he was charged with misdemeanor "attempted failure to comply". Keep digging that hole though.
 
HE TRIED TO CUT IN LINE AT THE BAR. That is what the "power" play was all about. She called him out for it. He was an arrogant douchebag and got into an argument with her. When she turned around, he smacked her in the ass.

Again -- this was IN PUBLIC, in a line with dozens and dozens of people. I've done worse in my life, but I didn't grow up in an era where everything is "assault" and everyone is a victim.

IF this situation were even remotely like you are trying to describe it -- Ingham county would have tried to throw the book at him. You aren't from Michigan, so you don't understand UM students are the enemy in Ingham County. Instead, you have the prosecutor saying his intent was sexual in nature. So his "power" play was what, to cut in line?
Yeah except he didn't smack her ass. She explains it in extensive detail if you can figure out how to read. Also it's not my job to explain the psychology of disgusting predators like him. There's an entire internet full of psychological studies and analyses that explain the mindset of someone committing sexual assault or r*pe. I can't help you.
 
This forum doesn't seem to have this kind of thread, and I needed somewhere to post this masterpiece:

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That is terrible, awful, disspicable…

I feel horrible for laughing til I cried.
 
That is terrible, awful, disspicable…

I feel horrible for laughing til I cried.
Thank you. Finally, another person willing to admit they laughed at this awful terrible hilarious joke lol.
 
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