tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

smokes a bowl of oregano and calls it a night of party without limits
 
He decided to call it a night after watching his sister dance at the kitty bar
 
Went to a brothel with $5,000 and an once of cocaine, still struck out.
 
At the Cathouse he’s a regular for the sheep they keep out baaaaaaack
 
Regular farm animals don't do it for him anymore. He hits the exotic zoos now.
 
Wants a conjugal visit with Joe Exotic
 
Has had many conjugal visits with Carole Baskin.
 
Wants to be known as "The Squirrel King."
 
Thinks his attempts to do the Dougie impress others
 
Apparently stalks Douggie on the interwebs.
 
Hates my dance moves because that's how I stole his girlfriend
 
Brags about waltzing into some guy's home and taking his blowup doll.
 
Wears Uggs with skinny jeans, and writes in Ralph Nader in every election.
 
Has been banned from Waffle House due to repeated dress code violations.
 
Name is damn close to Batman, may get hit in a drive by trolling.
 
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