tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Couldnt get laid if he fell in an asphalt paver
 
Shits a nice, solid, soul cleansing turd, every morning.
 
Is the spy alt account of the alt spy from the other other Hoop message board run by CBS rejects.
 
Wants to sell his gay porn collection Because he’s worn it out.
 
His bid did not meet the reserve.
 
He wanted to buy that gay porn collection but it smelled like his Scout Master's shoes after an hour in a hot car.
 
He knows that smell very well.
 
Has had trouble acquiring gay porn lately so he gets straight porn and resolves to tolerate the women better.
 
Has developed his own rigorous exercise program that involves hamsters and plastic bags.
 
His anaconda don't want none, unless it's got testicles, hon!
 
Keeps begging me to PM him some photos of my Manaconda.
 
Couldn’t get laid in a men’s prison with a carton of smokes
 
His prison wallet is more of a prison purse.
 
No one is better at accidentally dropping the soap in a communal shower than he is.
 
Spends all his spare time in the communal shower at his local bath house
 
Has a note written he keeps in his pocket so when he gets hammered he reads it, "Remember, it's pants down then shit".
 
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