tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Gets pissed when his jazzercise instructor does not play Boys to Men CD's during class.
 
Once worked out to Jane Fonda's VHS tape of "Barbarella"
 
Writes Deliverance Fan Non-fiction
 
Dueling banjos is his jam.
 
Gets unbearable anxiety when answering whatever a woman says.
 
Is unbearable.
 
Is thinking of pulling the trigger on another Trubissky fat head. He kicked the other ones ass Late last year in front of the whole family.
 
Lost his last golf match, blamed it on Belichick filming his practice round.
 
Rex Racer said:
Lost his last golf match, blamed it on Belichick filming his practice round.
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Secretly thinks Cam Newton is a good dresser. Has started wearing scarves that match his "ensemble"
 
Burned most of his possessions so the Lord of Light could make the Browns a good football team.
 
Licks the toilet seat every time he has to go for good luck.
 
Watches sweating to the oldies to learn new dance moves
 
Is best at dancing when he is simply having a seizure
 
It's called the shimmy, but you would know the newest dance moves because your too old.
 
Holds the record for most species of animals that have tried to mate with him.
 
Couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a fist full of furloughs.
 
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