It's Thursdays thread of high 5's, chest bumps, and awkward white guy greetings

You're doing research, this will need to go through the office of sponsored research

Professor: Ok, what if rewrite the description to just say I'm assisting with research

face palm GIF
 
Flume and Hydro. Flume overlook was the best place in the park because it had AC. Hydro platform was the worst because you had to ask people how much they weighed.
Hmmm, don't remember Hydro platform.
 
well, did what i could. nothing left to do but wait for the cat to come back in so i can go back to sleep.
 
What is this Mickey Mouse shit?
hey, buddy

remember me? I won your fantasy football league that one time.
 
Just the top of Hydroblaster where you sent the rafts down the tubes.
Ah, yes. Don't remember anyone ever asking my weight or did you only have to ask that of the plus size folks
 
Holiday weekends can be a good time to go to some of those attractions because a lot of people are at the lake.

When I worked at Valleyfair, the day of the 4th was one of the slowest days of the summer.
Lasted two days working at an Amusement Park. The guy getting killed on the coaster and then getting bribed with CHEAP(not even free...)food in the staff area to not talk with the media was my outs.
 
i haven't been to valleyfair in a long time.

took nieces few years back, probably close to 10 years ago. Before that was probably HS

I'm not a huge ride person, not even as a kid.
 
Lasted two days working at an Amusement Park. The guy getting killed on the coaster and then getting bribed with CHEAP(not even free...)food in the staff area to not talk with the media was my outs.

his capa was detated
 
just happy knowing you're ready if the russians invade like in red dawn.
I often wear camo shorts in the summer. I particularly enjoy pairing them with pink shirts as my personal fashion statement on the duality of man.
 
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