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So much support for hairy leashed toddlers ITT
I had a dog for 18 years that was free to roam. Kept himself occupied for hours on end by dropping a golf ball down a drain pipe and running down the hill to catch it at the other end of the pipe. Would also catch the fuck out of rabbits and squirrels.
 
You can remove their glands to get rid of the smell. Only reason i know this is because i had a teacher who had pet ferrets and kept them in the class. She was a fucking weirdo to say the least.
I had a friend in elementary school that had pet ferrets. I only went to his house once because of the ferrets. I guess they were all nose blind, but it damn near made me gag, and I live in an area where farmers spread chicken shit on their fields and there was a rendering plant that you could smell when the wind was blowing right and those never bothered me
 
The pet store where I got my parrot has ferrets and they used to sell prairie dogs. Last time we went they just had a bin of rabbits instead
 
The pet store where I got my parrot has ferrets and they used to sell prairie dogs. Last time we went they just had a bin of rabbits instead
Why the fuck would anyone want a pet prairie dog. Seems keeping one would be cruel too since they’re highly social animals and they like to tunnel. They’re pretty cool though. There’s a bunch on the the South Dakota property I hunt.

Parrots are cool. My step grandma has one, did have two but one died unexpectedly. If I were to have a non dog pet, it would probably be a parrot
 
f I were to have a non dog pet, it would probably be a parrot
I got me 3 of them thar humans, pretty smart critters. Dey taken selfz to da bafroom and makemself snackers en sech, every now and then ya gotta swat one and remind em who's boss
 
Oh I knew I forgot one, thanks guys.

Prairie dogs >>>>>> normal dogs
 
Why the fuck would anyone want a pet prairie dog. Seems keeping one would be cruel too since they’re highly social animals and they like to tunnel. They’re pretty cool though. There’s a bunch on the the South Dakota property I hunt.
Yep, they always recommended you buy more than one, and they sold special habitats for them. Things like that are just harder to keep than dogs and cats, since most people know what to do to take care of those.

Sorry to hear one of your grandma's parrots died. If they were together a long time, the other one is probably pretty lonely now
 
Yep, they always recommended you buy more than one, and they sold special habitats for them. Things like that are just harder to keep than dogs and cats, since most people know what to do to take care of those.

Sorry to hear one of your grandma's parrots died. If they were together a long time, the other one is probably pretty lonely now
They were both older than I was. The one still alive is the one that talks. The one that died, I never heard say a word, it just liked climbing around the cage. The living one will bite the shit out of you when feeding it if you’re not careful and will tell you to go to hell, but mostly it calls for my step grandma’s dog that has been dead for 25 years
 
Why do people sign into zoom meetings half an hour before they start?!

Next I'll be getting frantic calls from bosszilla saying "so and so just emailed me that they can't get into the meeting!!!1!"
 
Good news and bad news for breakfast: Wendy's $1 Sausage cheese biscuit is back, but you cannot reuse a kuerig pod. Damn.
 
Co-worker #1: Hey Hu, I'll be on vacation starting tomorrow, and I need you to help co-worker #2 on this zoom training.
Hu: Sure, no problem, I can start the meeting and stay on for the duration. Anything else I need to do?
Co-worker #1: Nah, co-worker #2 usually sends out the pre- and post-test links so we should be good.
Hu: Okay, thanks! Co-worker #2, you got the links covered?
Co-Worker #2: oh, uhhh, sorry I forgot to ask before now, but I also need to take tomorrow off, I think co-worker #3 can send you the test links.

To be continued... :facepalm:

says that co-worker #2's chart is all fucked up, talks like a fag, and #2's shit's all retarded.
 
And you better put your leash back on
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