tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[trojanfan12]

We’ve been on two rides in 5.5 hours.

Hell.


Hell

Happy Fathers Day.

 

[beardown07]

This place is not the happiest place on earth. All the damn lines are outside for 90% of your wait.

What kind of peasant waits in lines?

Up your game, son.

 

[tabascojet]

What kind of peasant waits in lines?

Up your game, son.

^born on 3rd base with a fast pass up his ass

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Yuppppp

Congratulations!

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Yuppppp

They make tools for measuring stuffs

 

[Dolemite censored]

Happy Fathers Day.

Oh shit!!!. Wh*** B****** Trojan the Moderator has arrived! Fear his wrath!

 

[Dolemite censored]

Think I'll get a crab trap from Cabelas.

Got the crab trap. Just in time for crab season starting July 1. Gonna slay me some Dungeness crabs.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

What kind of peasant waits in lines?

Up your game, son.

Dude it’s one reservation every two hours and the windows are trash. We’ve got all our genie plus shit going right now.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Dude it’s one reservation every two hours and the windows are trash. We’ve got all our genie plus shit going right now.

Glad I don't have to do the Disneyland thing anymore.

 

[Center Ice]

Glad I don't have to do the Disneyland thing anymore.

And explain to your kid why Snow White has an Adam's apple!!!

 

[Center Ice]

Ok, yooz guys. Where can I get the right bucket to put the stuff in?

 

[gobigred]

Got the crab trap. Just in time for crab season starting July 1. Gonna slay me some Dungeness crabs.

Catch any of your fat women with crabs yet ?

 

[Dolemite censored]

Catch any of your fat women with crabs yet ?

You are not a nice person. In fact, you are a complete asshole.

 

[Dolemite censored]

And explain to your kid why Snow White has an Adam's apple!!!

Wait, Snow White is a tranny now?

 

[Center Ice]

Wait, Snow White is a tranny now?

It bears a quick verification glance. It is Disney after all.

 

[gobigred]

You are not a nice person. In fact, you are a complete asshole.

You should cry over it with more shitty puns

 

[gobigred]

Wait, Snow White is a tranny now?

@williewilliejuan still wood

 

[williewilliejuan]

@williewilliejuan still wood

“She” had a train pulled on her by seven dwarves. She’s a goer. I’m down.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Opened and closed that bitch. Even rode the Aerosmith coaster twice.

 

[Dolemite censored]

You should cry over it with more shitty puns

I'll pun-ish you later.