tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[NU_WTF?]

Pffffffffffffffffffft we both know that glass was empty

 

[moxie]

Pffffffffffffffffffft we both know that glass was empty

Now it is. Again.

 

[moxie]

So my boss’s wife wants us to go to dinner. Fml. I honestly think I should tell my boss it should be just her and I, given my propensity for over-sharing.

 

[NU_WTF?]

Now it is. Again.

Sheeeeeeesh, like there's anything left after you take a "sip" pffffffffffffffffffft

 

[NU_WTF?]

So my boss’s wife wants us to go to dinner. Fml. I honestly think I should tell my boss it should be just her and I, given my propensity for over-sharing.

Is she hot?

 

[moxie]

Is she hot?

Hotter than two fleas fuckin on the devil’s nuts

 

[moxie]

Sheeeeeeesh, like there's anything left after you take a "sip" pffffffffffffffffffft

As it should be. Wasteful mawfk.

 

[NU_WTF?]

Hotter than two fleas fuckin on the devil’s nuts

Sounds moist

 

[huskers1217]

AND I need to restock the boss’s fridge & candy/mint supply. Honestly- who the hell decided I don’t get an intern??

You are the intern. Oh yeah. Time sheet tomorrow

 

[moxie]

You are the intern. Oh yeah. Time sheet tomorrow

Fuck
Yo
Couch.
I am NOT the intern!!


And tomorrow is payday is I did the time card last week.

Oh! Fuck off! Did I tell youse guise that I had to get up early on the holiday to submit that bech?! I should get OT for that.

 

[tabascojet]

Actually. I had no instructions. It was in a neighbors back yard and they told me If I move it. I can have it.

Straight @Dolerism there

Im sure your new church camp girlfriend will love it.

 

[moxie]

Im sure your new church camp girlfriend will love it.

Eek! Don’t encourage him! They’re babies!

I went to a HS grad party last weekend and there was a kid who kept making it a point to let me know he’s 18.


No, fucker! You’re too goddamn young!

 

[Dolemite censored]

So my boss’s wife wants us to go to dinner.

Not a good idea. She wants to size you up. If you are too much of a hottie, she'll make him get rid of you.

You women are so predictable. Decline politely.

Trust me on this.

 

[huskers1217]

Eek! Don’t encourage him! They’re babies!

I went to a HS grad party last weekend and there was a kid who kept making it a point to let me know he’s 18.


No, fucker! You’re too goddamn young!

Yeah. These are 4th and 5th graders. The joke even makes me sick

 

[tabascojet]

Eek! Don’t encourage him! They’re babies!

I went to a HS grad party last weekend and there was a kid who kept making it a point to let me know he’s 18.


No, fucker! You’re too goddamn young!

Throw that virgin a bone Chica!

 

[NU_WTF?]

Eek! Don’t encourage him! They’re babies!

I went to a HS grad party last weekend and there was a kid who kept making it a point to let me know he’s 18.


No, fucker! You’re too goddamn young!

The hell you doing partying with high school kids?

 

[moxie]

Not a good idea. She wants to size you up. If you are too much of a hottie, she'll make him get rid of you.

You women are so predictable. Decline politely.

Trust me on this.

We’ve sufficiently sized each other up.one- she’s a hot piece of ass, she has nothing to worry about.


Unless you take my charming “no threat” personality into consideration.

But seriously- her and I would get Ali g way more than that stuff shirt ever would.

I’ll be gentle

 

[Dolemite censored]

Not a good idea. She wants to size you up. If you are too much of a hottie, she'll make him get rid of you.

You women are so predictable. Decline politely.

Trust me on this.

I know all your moves. All of them.

 

[moxie]

The hell you doing partying with high school kids?

Bitch! It was my nephew’s grad party! Auntie should be there to pick up random tabs!

 

[Dolemite censored]

We’ve sufficiently sized each other up.one- she’s a hot piece of ass, she has nothing to worry about.


Unless you take my charming “no threat” personality into consideration.

But seriously- her and I would get Ali g way more than that stuff shirt ever would.

I’ll be gentle

Kinda arrogant you are.