tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[beardown07]

 

[Dolemite censored]

Are you that’s this week? I feel like I *just* did it

No. You got paid last week and went to Lake Tahoe.

 

[gobigred]

Says he's not gay, then goes on to describe in detail his four hibiscus plants

 

[gobigred]

i really should get some work done today...

Since when do you ever actually work ? I mean actually work, not find stupid shit on Twitter.

 

[Hu War Yu]

I ain’t no tea drinking Brit fag! I drink baileys & coffee like a real ‘murican! Fuck yeah!

You can put Gin init

 

[Hu War Yu]

Of course, reel industrious peeps, teh gheys

 

[huskers1217]

Since when do you ever actually work ? I mean actually work, not find stupid shit on Twitter.

okay @Dole ver 2.0

 

[Hu War Yu]

okay @Dole ver 2.0

My goodness, the child they would give birth to

 

[Dolemite censored]

okay @Dole ver 2.0

How dare you insult me like that. Go fuck yourself, fool.

 

[tabascojet]

I pinched my dahlias today.

 

[gobigred]

How dare you insult me like that. Go fuck yourself, fool.

You’ll take any woman no matter how fat she is as long as she accepts coupons

 

[Hu War Yu]

Heh heh...just subjected my kids to me singing Desperado and Take it to the Limit, back to back

 

[moxie]

No. You got paid last week and went to Lake Tahoe.

Not quite that far, but you're right. I checked and I have to do the asshole timecard today

 

[gobigred]

Not quite that far, but you're right. I checked and I have to do the asshole timecard today

Odds you forget at the end of the “work” day. Probably 50/50

 

[Dolemite censored]

Not quite that far, but you're right. I checked and I have to do the asshole timecard today

You just want to do everything you can to avoid being paid.

 

[moxie]

Also - the TV is a stalker. I was getting the pup's breakfast ready and was tossing some freeze dried duck nuggets on top and singing,
"Organs & bones! Organs & bones!" and the tv turns on from a cold sleep with this on the screen:



Fuggin' weirdo. Got it wrong anyway- the TV is not in the bedroom, idiot.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I have to do the asshole timecard today

"Asshole" time card? Egad, woman. That is your ticket to cash money. You should hold the timecard in high esteem.

 

[moxie]

Odds you forget at the end of the “work” day. Probably 50/50

This is true. I had to get up early on the 4th of July holiday because that was the real cut off day and I wouldn't have gotten paid if I submitted after 10. Or 11. Or noon. Can't remember what it is, but I was up before 8 ON A HOLIDAY MONDAY!!! to submit that stupid summabech. Ugh. So annoying.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Also - the TV is a stalker. I was getting the pup's breakfast ready and was tossing some freeze dried duck nuggets on top and singing,
"Organs & bones! Organs & bones!" and the tv turns on from a cold sleep with this on the screen:

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Fuggin' weirdo. Got it wrong anyway- the TV is not in the bedroom, idiot.

You would get an Ellen video in your suggested results.

 

[moxie]

You would get an Ellen video in your suggested results.

I lol'd at that, too. I was wondering if it's because that "brielle" is the one from one of the Real Housewives' spinoff shows Does Ellen still have a show? I thought her people cancelled her.